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Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:13:27 PM »
Happy Happy Frodo you big gay bitch. VV
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2013, 12:21:59 PM »
Elf bread for everyone!
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2013, 12:32:16 PM »
Happy Birthday!
Just for you...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2013, 12:35:21 PM »
May you have a two-fisted good birthday.
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2013, 02:01:29 PM »
Why must we celebrate teh gays? Next we'll be wishing all of the brown people a happy birthday too........
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2013, 06:34:45 PM »
Shove plenty of things up your ass and here's hoping you and another transgendered hobbit find true love.....and gay buttsex.
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2013, 08:19:40 PM »
Happy birthday, you pint sized deviant!
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2013, 11:13:13 PM »
Takes your handses out of your pocketss and enjoy your day.
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2013, 11:42:57 PM »
Many things have been shoved up my ass today.  My hands never left my pockets, other than to deliver a ring to its eternal fate at the bottom of a volcano.  And I have AIDS.

All things considered, it was a good birthday.

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes!
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2013, 06:42:37 AM »
Happy belated gheyness.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2013, 11:05:18 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 22, 2013, 06:42:37 AM
Happy belated gheyness.

It's never too late for gheyness.
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2013, 11:06:34 AM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 22, 2013, 11:05:18 AM
It's never too late for gheyness.

Then happy belated gheyness....again.
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2013, 11:16:29 AM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 22, 2013, 11:05:18 AM
It's never too late for gheyness.

And you can never get enough!.. Wait what?
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Re: Sexy Hobbit Birthday
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2013, 11:18:53 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 22, 2013, 11:16:29 AM
And you can never get enough!.. Wait what?

12 inches is enough.  Anything beyond that and my colon starts bleeding.
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