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Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5

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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #80 on: May 22, 2013, 07:37:37 PM »
I make a terrible God.

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.


And I like my God to hang brain.
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« Reply #81 on: May 22, 2013, 08:27:47 PM »
And I like my God to hang brain.

That was definitely my super power. It was mesmorizing!
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« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2013, 06:41:50 AM »
That was definitely my super power. It was mesmorizing!

It was so veiney!
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2013, 08:49:42 AM »
So you're resting in the notion that because bad things happen that there is no God?  The bottom line is we live in a broken creation.  Do I believe that God sent that tornado to Oklahoma?  Not at all.  Could he have prevented it from happening?  Yes he could.  Why didn't he?  I have no idea.  Just like I have no idea why he didn't prevent the tornado outbreak that hit Alabama in 2011, or that tsunami that killed 250k people in 2004, or why he didn't prevent my dad from getting cancer. 

Bad things happen and will continue to happen until the return of Christ.  It's not up to me to know why.  What events like this do for me is remind me that I am not promised tomorrow.  I mean, none of those people who were killed woke up and thought to themselves "Well, this could be it."  It goes to show how fragile life really is.

Ok, let me ask another question, as children we are taken to church and we learn about religion. Let take a young boy in the deep woods of (any country of your choice) deep woods, no other human contact other than the locals. They have never learned nor have been taught about any kind of higher power, any kind of religion. So he knows of no god, doesn’t ever get baptized, leads his life and dies.

Does he go to heaven?   
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2013, 09:05:14 AM »
Ok, let me ask another question, as children we are taken to church and we learn about religion. Let take a young boy in the deep woods of (any country of your choice) deep woods, no other human contact other than the locals. They have never learned nor have been taught about any kind of higher power, any kind of religion. So he knows of no god, doesn’t ever get baptized, leads his life and dies.

Does he go to heaven?   

Honestly, I have no clue.  I don't think anyone truly knows. 

There are tons of questions that I have similar to that one.  I just have to accept the fact that I won't know the answer to them all in this life, and maybe not even in the next one. 

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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2013, 10:17:19 AM »
Honestly, I have no clue.  I don't think anyone truly knows. 

There are tons of questions that I have similar to that one.  I just have to accept the fact that I won't know the answer to them all in this life, and maybe not even in the next one.

The bible says that they can look around them and know that HE created all. I have no idea how that translates, but all sentient beings have the ability to know.

Then again he says he will not come again until all have heard. So, I have no idea how deep the depths of his mercy reach.

If we had all the proof in the world in front of us daily, the sinful nature of man would still cause many to deny it.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2013, 12:34:44 PM »
It's all fun and games till the Jesus freak gets involved.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2013, 12:44:02 PM »
Honestly, I have no clue.  I don't think anyone truly knows. 

There are tons of questions that I have similar to that one.  I just have to accept the fact that I won't know the answer to them all in this life, and maybe not even in the next one.

You got questions? We got answers - Science.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2013, 12:50:20 PM »
The bible says that they can look around them and know that HE created all. I have no idea how that translates, but all sentient beings have the ability to know.

Then again he says he will not come again until all have heard. So, I have no idea how deep the depths of his mercy reach.

If we had all the proof in the world in front of us daily, the sinful nature of man would still cause many to deny it.


How many gods are there?

Christian
Buddha
All-ah (or whatever)

Why so many when the bible teaches us that it is only god?   How did the other folks come up with their own god (s)?
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2013, 12:54:56 PM »

How many gods are there?

Christian
Buddha
All-ah (or whatever)

Why so many when the bible teaches us that it is only god?   How did the other folks come up with their own god (s)?

Our God can kick all the other gods' asses.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2013, 12:57:43 PM »
Our God can kick all the other gods' asses.

Can ours make fun of Prophet mommand?   

Cause you know who would get pissed?
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2013, 01:38:14 PM »
Our God can kick all the other gods' asses.

Our God is bigger,
Stronger,
Smarter,
And much wealthier.
So wave those flags with pride...
Especially the white part.

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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #92 on: May 23, 2013, 01:48:30 PM »
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #93 on: May 23, 2013, 01:48:32 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2013, 04:21:21 PM »
You got questions? We got answers - Science.

If anyone on this board is going to claim to have scientific evidence on his side it is definitely not you.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #95 on: May 23, 2013, 04:48:27 PM »
« Last Edit: May 23, 2013, 04:51:55 PM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #96 on: May 23, 2013, 04:55:21 PM »
If anyone on this board is going to claim to have scientific evidence on his side it is definitely not you.
How would you know that BF isn't a PhD in biochemistry, microbiology or something--and only masquerading as...well, bottomfeeder.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #97 on: May 23, 2013, 05:12:23 PM »
How would you know that BF isn't a PhD in biochemistry, microbiology or something--and only masquerading as...well, bottomfeeder.

Nice try. My cousin is a Phd and has written many books. I'm just, well, a bottomfeeder.

I'm just a bacon fiend.



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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #98 on: May 23, 2013, 05:24:21 PM »
You got questions? We got answers - Science.

To me it takes more faith to believe that everything came from nothing than it does to believe that there is a Creator.  But that's just me.  To each their own.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #99 on: May 23, 2013, 06:56:46 PM »
To me it takes more faith to believe that everything came from nothing than it does to believe that there is a Creator.  But that's just me.  To each their own.

Depends on the scientific theory...some just presume that all matter and energy in the universe has always existed.  Sort of like those who are religious believe that God has always existed.

Either way, one is putting their faith into something that the human mind can't concretely grasp or definitively prove.
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