Apparently being able to gag them has never been an option for you.
I'd do two chicks at the same time
Been there done that at 18 y/o. And I have the soiled condoms to prove it.
If you can put up with the bitching and griping, I'll see what I can do.
Goat crap is really hard to clean off a condom?
More importantly, what kind of fucking weirdo saves a used condom????Oh, wait...
It's a money making venture. You fill them up and then sell them to the gays as a take away lunch.