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I Got Nuthin'...
« on: May 15, 2013, 04:40:31 PM »
Wait, maybe I do......nope, I got nuthin'.

A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.

"I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.
 
"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

Hasse sustained over 50 stings to his genitals (wiki commons)


An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.

The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock.


http://m.ibtimes.co.uk/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest-467900.html
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2013, 04:53:50 PM »
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"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2013, 05:02:36 PM »


Sound advice.  I'm making a mental note as I type.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2013, 05:17:28 PM »
Two brains, one blood supply.

I'm not saying women don't have their share of WTF was she thinking moments, but rarely do they involve sticking a body part into something bizarre or sticking something bizarre up inside an orifice.  That is "almost" exclusively a male phenomena.  You hear a lot more "he put his penis in a ____" and "he put a ____ up his ass" stories than you do "she put a [really bizarre non-penis shaped object] up her hoohah" or "she stuck her boob in a _____".

I know, our anatomy kind of precludes that kind of activity to a large degree.  Still - a dick in a hornet nest???
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2013, 05:38:19 PM »
I am soooo glad I read about the possible ramifications of this.
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2013, 06:06:22 PM »
That's hot...

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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2013, 06:09:11 PM »
An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps

How in the bloody hell do you catch a nut while getting stung by wasps on the dick?
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2013, 06:32:15 PM »
How in the bloody hell do you catch a nut while getting stung by wasps on the dick?
The better questions is, how do people catch a nut without getting stung by wasps on the dick?
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2013, 06:46:20 PM »
This is frigging awesome! All those posts of mine inviting that pimply faced fuckwad that called himself Birmingham to go fuck a wasp nest finally paid off!

The motherfucker must have moved to Sweden.
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2013, 07:41:35 PM »
"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal."

He just had to fondle the swollen package to see how unrealistically heavy it was, didn't he?

I'm not saying women don't have their share of WTF was she thinking moments, but rarely do they involve sticking a body part into something bizarre or sticking something bizarre up inside an orifice.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/03/women-losing-objects-in-their-vaginas-a-review.html
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2013, 11:04:04 PM »
http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/03/women-losing-objects-in-their-vaginas-a-review.html

I'm not clicking through to that article.  But I am going to guess that a lot of those things were penis shaped or essentially phallic in nature or were just typical women related objects that got stuck or lost too deep, which yeah, happens.  You won't find too many women sticking a Hot Wheels car or an alarm clock or a piece of steel wool or a dozen angry bees up her hoohah.

Not being all critical.  Just an observation.  Your gender is apparently easy to please and creative to boot.  All a man needs is a hole.  Fist.  Bathroom wall.  Cow.  Tail pipe of a Dodge pickup.  Apple pie.  Hornet's nest...
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2013, 11:42:36 PM »
To be fair...that hornet's nest was asking for it.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2013, 05:46:53 AM »
I'm not clicking through to that article.  But I am going to guess that a lot of those things were penis shaped or essentially phallic in nature or were just typical women related objects that got stuck or lost too deep, which yeah, happens.  You won't find too many women sticking a Hot Wheels car or an alarm clock or a piece of steel wool or a dozen angry bees up her hoohah.

You'd be surprised.  Just a few of the items mentioned in that article:

Dime
Garlic
Partial potato
Cell phone
Drugs
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2013, 08:40:13 AM »
You'd be surprised.  Just a few of the items mentioned in that article:

Dime
Garlic
Partial potato
Cell phone
Drugs

And a Dorito...
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2013, 09:00:06 AM »
To be fair...that hornet's nest was asking for it.
It was dressed inappropriately.
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2013, 09:01:50 AM »
It was dressed inappropriately.

That skirt was so short, you could see its cooch.
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2013, 07:19:10 PM »
To be fair...that hornet's nest was asking for it.
That's what it gets for dressing up in those whore leaves.
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2013, 09:09:20 PM »
I heard this is a hoax. A funny one, but hoax according to Snopes. Anyway...
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2013, 01:47:37 AM »
And a Dorito...
Cool Ranch or Nacho? I prefer the fresh feeling of ranch on those hot summer days but I can get with the spicier side.
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Re: I Got Nuthin'...
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2013, 07:43:14 AM »
Cool Ranch or Nacho? I prefer the fresh feeling of ranch on those hot summer days but I can get with the spicier side.
Snatch-o, obviously
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