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Judge Goes Star Trek on Lawyers for bogus copyright claims - CHIZAD READ!!!

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http://www.popehat.com/2013/05/06/does-prenda-believe-in-no-win-scenarios-because-judge-wright-just-gave-them-one/

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This afternoon Judge Wright issued an annihilating, hull-breaching order against Prenda Law, its principals, and its plaintiff entities. How does a federal judge assure that an already-dramatic situation is even more popcorn-worthy for an internet obsessed with it? He starts it with a Wrath of Khan quote:
 
“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
 â€”Spock, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).
 
From there, the Star Trek references come fast and furious. ("As evidence materialized, it turned out that Gibbs was just a redshirt.") Clean up in Aisle Geek!

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But from there, Judge Wright quickly begins to assault Prenda in particular:
 
It was when the Court realized Plaintiffs engaged their cloak of shell companies and fraud that the Court went to battlestations.

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Third, though Plaintiffs boldly probe the outskirts of law, the only enterprise they resemble is RICO. The federal agency eleven decks up is familiar with their prime directive and will gladly refit them for their next voyage. The Court will refer this matter to the United States Attorney for the Central District of California. The will also refer this matter to the Criminal Investigation Division of the Internal Revenue Service and will notify all judges before whom these attorneys have pending cases.

First off, for the non-lawyer types, this judge KICKED THEIR ASS.  Secondly, he did it in the most awesomely creative way possible.The whole article is worth a read. 

Chizad, you may avoid the pokey after all...
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