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East/West College Bowl
« on: May 07, 2013, 12:18:19 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: East/West College Bowl
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2013, 12:28:30 PM »
Did you hear about those crazy Wright Brothers over in Kitty Hawk? 


Flying.  Pfffffft.......
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Re: East/West College Bowl
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2013, 12:40:52 PM »
I think I will try this new thing they call a microwave at lunch today.
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2013, 12:44:10 PM »
I think I will try this new thing they call a microwave at lunch today.

How does that work?  Do you need firewood?
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2013, 12:55:17 PM »
How does that work?  Do you need firewood?

Nope, you plug the damn thing in. It beats all I've ever seen.
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2013, 12:59:37 PM »
Nope, you plug the damn thing in. It beats all I've ever seen.

Yep.  I think it uses a series of heating lamps and warms up your food in mere minutes.
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2013, 01:21:36 PM »

Electricity...It's a helluva thing!
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2013, 01:23:35 PM »


I shit you not.
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2013, 01:33:09 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2013, 02:04:24 PM »
Yep.  I think it uses a series of heating lamps and warms up your food in mere minutes.

Note to self: These new gadgets makes cheese very hot.
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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2013, 03:24:45 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: East/West College Bowl
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2013, 05:25:44 PM »
Come on, y'all.  Lighten up.  CCTAU should be commended for his newfound willingness to try and understand colored humor.
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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2013, 07:59:55 PM »

One of these insults are true.  And I'm not slack jawed...
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2013, 09:01:40 PM »

[/quoteDamn it boy! There ain't but one me on this site. Get your own niche and get off my fucking cloud.
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2013, 10:02:29 PM »
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jmar got bitch slapped by the quote function!
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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2013, 10:32:44 PM »
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jmar got bitch slapped by the quote function!

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« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2013, 08:46:02 AM »
Come on, y'all.  Lighten up.  CCTAU should be commended for his newfound willingness to try and understand colored humor.

Well. There was one white guy. I assume he was the kicker?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: East/West College Bowl
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2013, 09:23:53 AM »
Thought about this video this morning reading a story about a trial here for a guy accused of murder.

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Re: East/West College Bowl
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2013, 05:05:16 AM »


 :23:
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Re: East/West College Bowl
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2013, 09:59:47 AM »
HEY guys check out this hilariously stupid video I found

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