We didn't want him anyway, we roll 5 deep at Linebacker.
Actually it's 4. Jake counted himself twice.
Then he fell over backwards.
"No, Jake! We're impressed by football players that can do blackFLIPS not just fall backwards!"
He's probably just now realizing bama rolls like 15 deep at linebacker and he won't see the field for the next 5 years
Same thing happened when Tommy Robert Johnson traded his soul to learn to play the guitar real good.
FIFY
No, it was Tommy. He sold his soul to the devil at the crossroads on the way to Itta Bena. He claimed the devil was a white man, as white as you folks ... with empty eyes and a big hollow voice, and traveled around with a mean old hound.