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Just More Of His Fraudulent Ways
« on: May 01, 2013, 11:46:08 AM »
Cam Newton continues to turn his back on Auburn.  I'm quite sure he was flashing that fake smile while recording the message.  copious amounts of coppage/paste al.kum

Auburn has turned to one of its favorite sons to drum up support for the upcoming football season.

On Monday, some Auburn fans received a phone call. The voice on the other side was none other than Heisman Trophy winner Cam Newton The former Auburn quarterback is apparently part of a campaign to help sell season tickets and boost excitement for the 2013 football season, the first under coach Gus Malzahn.

The message starts with Newton, who is attending classes this spring at Auburn University, saying he was "blown away" by the record crowd of 83,401 at the Tigers' A-Day scrimmage on April 20 and ends with him asking fans to "bring your friends" and sell out all eight home games next season at Jordan-Hare Stadium.

Newton also reflects briefly on the 2010 season, when the quarterback led the Tigers to a 14-0 season and BCS National Championship with Malzahn as the offensive coordinator.

A complete transcript of Newton's recorded phone message to fans follows:


War Eagle! This is Cam Newton. I was blown away by the strong showing of the Auburn Family at A-Day to celebrate a new day of Auburn football. Coach Malzahn has developed a fast-paced, exciting, hard-nosed team that plays football the Auburn way. I just wanted to personally thank you for your support of the team. I know we will be rolling Toomer's Corner again this fall. Bring your friends to help us sell out every game and let's create an atmosphere that propelled us to a national championship. I look forward to seeing you at Jordan-Hare Stadium on Aug. 31 for our season opener against Washington State. War Eagle!

The robocall is nothing new. Malzahn and Auburn basketball coach Tony Barbee have participated in similar campaigns, according to an Auburn spokesperson.

The Newton call originated from Tigers Unlimited and was sent to renewing Tigers Unlimited football season ticket holders to thank them for their support, the spokesperson said.
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Re: Just More Of His Fraudulent Ways
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2013, 11:54:03 AM »
My phone rang the other night and as I was talking to Cam, someone slipped into my bedroom and stole my wallet.

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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2013, 12:03:39 PM »
That's weird Buzz, because the other night when I got off the phone with Cam, my laptop was missing.
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2013, 12:09:34 PM »
That's weird Buzz, because the other night when I got off the phone with Cam, my laptop was missing.

They probably threw it out the window.
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2013, 01:20:23 PM »
Called out here too, then I heard some gun shots downtown.
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2013, 01:29:31 PM »
Called out here too, then I heard some gun shots downtown.

He must have been booking it on that scooter of his.
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2013, 01:42:33 PM »
He must have been booking it on that scooter of his.

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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2013, 04:15:09 PM »
Don't ever let Cam call you.  Your butthole will be sore for weeks.
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2013, 07:19:58 PM »
My phone rang the other night and as I was talking to Cam, someone slipped into my bedroom and stole my wallet.

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What a coincidence; the same thing happened to me. Cam's just yapping away on the phone, and 4 guys bust through my front door. The ring leader of the group pointed a pistol at me and said, "Every time we step up in dis building, everybody hands go UP! And they better stay dere, better stay dere, better stay dere!"
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Re: Just More Of His Fraudulent Ways
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2013, 09:08:05 AM »
He might've called me, I don't remember cause I was high on synthetic weed
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2013, 09:10:32 AM »
He might've called me, I don't remember cause I was high on synthetic weed

You best be careful, I hear they have tests for that now.
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2013, 09:55:03 AM »
You best be careful, I hear they have tests for that now.


It's ok....Auburn doesn't use them. 
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2013, 09:57:48 AM »
What a coincidence; the same thing happened to me. Cam's just yapping away on the phone, and 4 guys bust through my front door. The ring leader of the group pointed a pistol at me and said, "Every time we step up in dis building, everybody hands go UP! And they better stay dere, better stay dere, better stay dere!"

I can't let this nice hussel go unrecognized.   :thumsup:
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2013, 10:53:57 AM »

It's ok....Auburn doesn't use them.

Alabama started using them in 1954 though.
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2013, 02:37:01 PM »

It's ok....Auburn doesn't use them. 

Alabama started using them in 1954 though.

Duh Bahr just stockpiled all the tests so no one else could use them.
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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2013, 07:46:40 AM »
Duh Bahr just stockpiled all the tests so no one else could use them.

Heard they wrote a cease and desist letter to the makers of Spice. Alabama will be awarded the NCAA Commissioners Trophy for Thwarting All Things Cheating Unlike Auburn  at an Awards ceremony in palatial Indianapolis, IN next week at the Holiday Inn with optional breakfast buffet available for those in attendance at a cost of $13.99 a plate.
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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2013, 02:44:11 PM »
That thug will never come back...ever!


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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2013, 02:52:41 PM »
That thug will never come back...ever!




That's 100% photographic proof of his thuggosity.  Obviously, he took the chair and started hitting on the girl of the dude that's sulking by the window.
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« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2013, 03:03:05 PM »
That thug will never come back...ever!




That's 100% photographic proof of his thuggosity.  Obviously, he took the chair and started hitting on the girl of the dude that's sulking by the window.

He is eyeing the shit out of all those laptops. Trying to figure out how to get them all out of the window.
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« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2013, 03:57:23 PM »
That's 100% photographic proof of his thuggosity.  Obviously, he took the chair and started hitting on the girl of the dude that's sulking by the window.

What's wrong with that MF sulking at the window? Sociopath or what?
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