Fluker Admits To Taking Money To Play At Alabama

[RWS]

Here's a bottomfeeder-level conspiracy theory for you:

Apropos of nothing, Fluker blurts out that he took money from agents while enrolled at bama.  He's been discussing the subject with someone, otherwise why make that statement out of the blue...especially right before the draft?  P'raps the NC2A has been over in T'town digging on the many and varied publicized cheating episodes and the recent onslaught of media coverage of the non-stories in Auburn are the head-fake designed to take the eye off the real cheating program in this state.

/tinfoil

That sounds like a conspiracy theory concocted by bottomfeeder and Prowler's bastard love child.  The bottom line is, if you think that Fluker actually posted that, you're mildly retarded. 

[noxin]

The bottom line is, if you think that Fluker actually posted that, you're mildly retarded.

Any word on when Selena Roberts will be releasing the story?

[AUownsU]

That sounds like a conspiracy theory concocted by bottomfeeder and Prowler's bastard love child.  The bottom line is, if you think that Fluker actually posted that, you're mildly retarded.

For real. I'm sure the updick U boosters preach over and over to these guys never mention the fact that you were paid or there will be consequences. 

[AUChizad]

That sounds like a conspiracy theory concocted by bottomfeeder and Prowler's bastard love child.  The bottom line is, if you think that Fluker actually posted that, you're mildly retarded.

If you buy any "I was hacked on Twitter" story from any athlete or celebrity ever in full blind faith, you are mildly retarded.

[noxin]

if you think that Fluker actually posted that, you're mildly retarded.

Chase Goodbread ‏@ChaseGoodbread 14m Saban: UA Compliance will "absolutely" check out the DJ Fluker tweet regarding agent payments. Fluker agent tweeted that  acct was hacked

[djsimp]

I guess UA Compliance is mildly retarded.

[AUChizad]

From Chopper's DM conversation with Fluker.

[WiregrassTiger]

 

I guess UA Compliance is mildly retarded.

[dallaswareagle]

I guess UA Compliance is mildly retarded.

Is there really such a thing?

[Vandy Vol]

[Snaggletiger]

I are mildly retarded

[AUownsU]

That sounds like a conspiracy theory concocted by bottomfeeder and Prowler's bastard love child.  The bottom line is, if you think that Fluker actually posted that, you're mildly retarded. 

I guess UA Compliance is mildly retarded.

[Godfather]

I are mildly retarded

No you are completely retarded.

[Snaggletiger]

No you are completely retarded.

Are not

[djsimp]

Are not

That would be "Arrrrgh not", geez.

[dallaswareagle]

No you are completely retarded.

   

[Godfather]

[Tiger Wench]

That would be "Arrrrgh not", geez.

Simp, darling, what the fuck hell* is that thing in your avatar?

* I was gonna put "fuck" but I didn't want to get pregnant.

[The Prowler]

Here was my last tweet on the Fluker getting paid at uat tweet...

@ESPN @AJC @NCAA @Tide_Source (Don Kausler Jr) ”Fluker has been poor his whole life.”

[djsimp]

Simp, darling, what the fuck hell* is that thing in your avatar?

* I was gonna put "fuck" but I didn't want to get pregnant.

You said it anyway. You feel that tickle in your belly?

Just playing around with some 3D lenticular gif stuff.....at least until I find something I like mo betta.

........mo betta?