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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2013, 08:59:02 PM »
For those going, are we meeting up at the usual spot?
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2013, 09:32:40 PM »
For those going, are we meeting up at the usual spot?

I believe the guy who runs the usual spot was planning on having a crawfish boil if enough people attended.  Even if there aren't enough to do a crawfish boil, he'll still be there.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2013, 09:56:15 PM »
I believe the guy who runs the usual spot was planning on having a crawfish boil if enough people attended.  Even if there aren't enough to do a crawfish boil, he'll still be there.

Sweet!!
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2013, 10:56:16 PM »
If somebody will babysit our 17 kids then my wife and I will be there.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2013, 11:09:51 PM »
If somebody will babysit our 17 kids then my wife and I will be there.

Just bring them along for some real life experience.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2013, 09:13:13 AM »
Just bring them along for some real life experience.

Maybe wes would be interested. You know he could give it a test run for when he knocks up one of those beach hotties.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2013, 09:16:48 AM »
Maybe wes would be interested. You know he could give it a test run for when he knocks up one of those beach hotties.

Pfft...he has 5 clinics on speed dial.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2013, 09:34:48 AM »
Pfft...he has 5 clinics on speed dial.

They know him by his middle name.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2013, 10:22:27 AM »
They know him by his middle name Insurance group plan#.

Mo' acc'rit.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2013, 10:41:30 AM »
I believe the guy who runs the usual spot was planning on having a crawfish boil if enough people attended.  Even if there aren't enough to do a crawfish boil, he'll still be there.

Sweet!!

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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2013, 09:27:08 PM »
Hopefully the douchenozzles of our fanbase will stay away from the final rolling of the trees.  Something tells me a few will show up to be jackasses, though.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2013, 09:37:40 PM »
Hopefully the douchenozzles of our fanbase will stay away from the final rolling of the trees.  Something tells me a few will show up to be jackasses, though.
If they value their health, they'll stay away. God help the ignorant son of a bitch that tries to start any shit.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2013, 04:58:43 AM »
Jumbo & I will be down there...ready to fuck shit up.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2013, 12:09:47 PM »
DOUBLE FUCK

Somebody PM me the usual spot. I may try to get my 16 year old son to make the trip with me.

My daughter will probably be in, but she is only 13 and I need to protect her from the dangers of college lifestyles. So I'll try to get her in to see the cheerleaders. She is good at that.

Not to brag or anything (right), but she just made the freshman football cheer squad, and the varsity competition squad. And she wants to cheer at AU. Daughters are the best.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2013, 12:23:23 PM »
Somebody PM me the usual spot. I may try to get my 16 year old son to make the trip with me.

My daughter will probably be in, but she is only 13 and I need to protect her from the dangers of college lifestyles. So I'll try to get her in to see the cheerleaders. She is good at that.

Not to brag or anything (right), but she just made the freshman football cheer squad, and the varsity competition squad. And she wants to cheer at AU. Daughters are the best.

Congrats to her.  If she wants to cheer at AU, tell her to make sure she doesn't grow to more than 5' tall and weigh more than 86 pounds.  Plus, no tits.  They don't allow tits.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2013, 12:26:09 PM »
Congrats to her.  If she wants to cheer at AU, tell her to make sure she doesn't grow to more than 5' tall and weigh more than 86 pounds.  Plus, no tits.  They don't allow tits.
Having tits kept me from making the squad.
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« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2013, 12:27:36 PM »
Congrats to her.  If she wants to cheer at AU, tell her to make sure she doesn't grow to more than 5' tall and weigh more than 86 pounds.  Plus, no tits.  They don't allow tits.

LOL. Too late. She is about 5' 3" 115 lbs of muscle. She is very good tumbler.

At age 13, I have to keep her on a short leash. So if she shows up at the local spot, it will be in a burka and blindfolded.
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2013, 01:21:47 PM »
LOL. Too late. She is about 5' 3" 115 lbs of muscle. She is very good tumbler.

At age 13, I have to keep her on a short leash. So if she shows up at the local spot, it will be in a burka and blindfolded.

My daughter has always been a dancer/performer/cheerleader.  (Insert crude X joke here...again, I would) Anyway, after high school, she enrolled in Auburn and tried out for Tiger Paws.  Made it to the final 3 but got cut.  Devastated her.  She'd never been cut from anything.  Always out front.  Always getting the accolades.  All of a sudden, she wasn't good enough?  That was her first introduction to the "real world" as it pertains to performing.  Took her a while and being told in auditions for various parts all over the U.S. that you just may not be what they're looking for.  She's almost 5'10".  There are no 5'10" Tiger Paws. Just like there are no 130 pound cheerleaders.  Tried out for a part in a Disney production and was told no one over 5'4" would be considered.  But thanks for playing.
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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2013, 01:55:56 PM »
My daughter has always been a dancer/performer/cheerleader.  (Insert crude X joke here...again, I would) Anyway, after high school, she enrolled in Auburn and tried out for Tiger Paws.  Made it to the final 3 but got cut.  Devastated her.  She'd never been cut from anything.  Always out front.  Always getting the accolades.  All of a sudden, she wasn't good enough?  That was her first introduction to the "real world" as it pertains to performing.  Took her a while and being told in auditions for various parts all over the U.S. that you just may not be what they're looking for.  She's almost 5'10".  There are no 5'10" Tiger Paws. Just like there are no 130 pound cheerleaders.  Tried out for a part in a Disney production and was told no one over 5'4" would be considered.  But thanks for playing.

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Re: Spring Game Weekend Events
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2013, 01:58:15 PM »
I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em!
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