Spring Game Weekend Events

[Saniflush]

George Lucas gonna sue somebody!

You went to film school didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!

[wesfau2]

You went to film school didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!

Taste the booger flavor!

[Godfather]

My daughter has always been a dancer/performer/cheerleader.  (Insert crude X joke here...again, I would) Anyway, after high school, she enrolled in Auburn and tried out for Tiger Paws.  Made it to the final 3 but got cut.  Devastated her.  She'd never been cut from anything.  Always out front.  Always getting the accolades.  All of a sudden, she wasn't good enough?  That was her first introduction to the "real world" as it pertains to performing.  Took her a while and being told in auditions for various parts all over the U.S. that you just may not be what they're looking for.  She's almost 5'10".  There are no 5'10" Tiger Paws. Just like there are no 130 pound cheerleaders.  Tried out for a part in a Disney production and was told no one over 5'4" would be considered.  But thanks for playing.

It wasn't her height that was the problem...its cause she was butt ugly dude.

[djsimp]

It wasn't her height that was the problem...its cause she was butt ugly dude.

Wait, didn't she star in the Benny Hill show?

[Buzz Killington]

Aaaaaaaaaaagh!  My eyes!

[wesfau2]

  (Insert crude X joke here...again, I would)

C'mon...you know it's not a joke we're considering inserting.

OH!

[Godfather]

C'mon...you know it's not a joke we're considering inserting.

OH!

He will be here all week folks.

Don't forget to tip the wait staff.

[Pell City Tiger]

My daughter has always been a dancer/performer/cheerleader.  (Insert crude X joke here...again, I would)

There was another guy that posted here a while back that had a ribbon twirler in the family. I think GF had a photo of him in action.

Good times .... Good times.

[Snaggletiger]

It wasn't her height that was the problem...its cause she was butt ugly dude.

Now that's hawt.

[Godfather]

Now that's hawt.

You'd fuck the shit outta that wouldn't you?

[Snaggletiger]

You'd fuck the shit outta that wouldn't you?

Like a screen door in a hurricane.  I can't put my finger in it.  Just something hawt about that.

[Godfather]

Like a screen door in a hurricane.  I can't put my finger in it.  Just something hawt about that.

She looks caring.

[Snaggletiger]

She looks caring.

Oooo rubbah smooth skin

[WiregrassTiger]

Like a screen door in a hurricane.  I can't put my finger in it.  Just something hawt about that.

I'd brown hole her.

[Godfather]

I'd brown hole her.

She definitely looks like she enjoys a good collard stir.  You can tell by the face.

[Snaggletiger]

She definitely looks like she enjoys a good collard stir.

I got that same impression.

Let me tell you, if we get Hamilton in the next 15 minutes (And the REC doesn't buy him back) I'll stir my own collards.

[Godfather]

I got that same impression.

Should you really be talking about your daughter that way?

[Snaggletiger]

Should you really be talking about your daughter that way?

She dyed her hair red, so nyaaaaa....

[WiregrassTiger]

I got that same impression.

Let me tell you, if we get Hamilton in the next 15 minutes (And the REC doesn't buy him back) I'll stir my own collards.

If he announces AU today, when is he scheduled to flip?

[Snaggletiger]

If he announces AU today, when is he scheduled to flip?

Well, you'll just have to make your guess when we start the AU Recruit Flip-Poll.  We need at least five 4* guys before the poll becomes official.