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I Thought We'd Be Better

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I Thought We'd Be Better
« on: March 26, 2013, 09:28:49 AM »
There's always excitement when a new staff takes over.  You hope they have a new way of coaching, a better way of motivating the players.  Something the previous staff either lost or just didn't have.  But this?  Just not sure how this is going to work.  TimesDaily.com copypasta....

"A DB gets put in all different situations. He's like a fireman. Sometimes you've got to get it done. There's technique, and there's resultnique. We all love resultnique. Good resultnique is the nique that everybody cares about. Some people call it getting it done, and some people are married to a technique that will get them divorced. I'm not into getting divorced, ask my wife. I've always told my wife, if you leave me, I'm leaving with you. ... What I'm saying is don't get married to anything that don't work. Be married to W's, winning." — Melvin Smith
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2013, 10:00:53 AM »
That fella has a way with words. Even bottomfeeder is envious.
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2013, 10:24:51 AM »
I understand what he is saying. But damn. If his wife got beat like our DBs did last season, Forget divorce! He'd be in jail right now.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2013, 11:36:58 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 26, 2013, 10:24:51 AM
I understand what he is saying. But damn. If his wife got beat like our DBs did last season, Forget divorce! He'd be in jail right now.

 :charles:  But I chortled anyways.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2013, 11:43:27 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 26, 2013, 10:24:51 AM
I understand what he is saying. But damn. If his wife got beat like our DBs did last season, Forget divorce! He'd be in jail right now.

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Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2013, 11:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2013, 09:28:49 AM
What I'm saying is don't get married to anything that don't work.

I had one of those-I call her Ex-wife. 
« Last Edit: March 26, 2013, 11:45:58 AM by dallaswareagle »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2013, 01:10:25 PM »
Well the resultnique of getting married is not always what one thinks. Take Snaggle for instance, he ended up with no balls. Me, ME!, I have 17 kids. Run away Melvin, run as fast as you can!
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Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2013, 01:35:34 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on March 26, 2013, 01:10:25 PM
Well the resultnique of getting married is not always what one thinks. Take Snaggle for instance, he ended up with no balls. Me, ME!, I have 17 kids. Run away Melvin, run as fast as you can!

Hey Jack, look here.  I've got balls.  I just choose not to take them with me everywhere I go.  They're safer in that mason jar on my wife's dresser.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2013, 02:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2013, 01:35:34 PM
Hey Jack, look here.  I've got balls.  I just choose not to take them with me everywhere I go.  They're safer in that mason jar on my wife's dresser.


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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'
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