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Stop! It's Slammer time!

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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #40 on: February 25, 2013, 02:59:50 PM »
I hop out and shotgun a beer.  Then it's party time with the breathalyzer results.

It's a shame I don't drink alkyhall, then I could relate. I always get nervous if they pull me over because I always think I did something wrong and didn't realize it.
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #41 on: February 25, 2013, 03:01:27 PM »
WTF do linoleum and Cisco routers have to do with breaking the law? Not to mention traffic cops not doing their jobs because they are busy shopping at Walmarks on the city's dime.

The joke.



Your head.   
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2013, 03:09:16 PM »
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2013, 03:24:22 PM »
Because you are a normal functioning member of society. Hell, I haven't even wrote a ticket in about a year.  Normally it is a "slow it down, be safe, have a nice day".  Unless you refuse to provide a drivers license.  Then you go to jail. If you still refuse to provide any type of personal information, you might be detained for homeland security to verify your citizenship. And they aren't quick.

It's apparent you don't operate on Redstone Arsenal ($80 ticket for 30 in a 25) or Atlanta ($185 for cutting through the hashed out area between the on ramp and the interstate) or Auburn in the late '90's ($90 for 55 in a 45) or in Grove Hill, AL in the early '90's (76 in a 55, Don't remember how much that one was, I just know that I got grounded for a good long time.  Luckily I did know the DA, got to go to driving school so this 16 year old's insurance didn't triple).
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2013, 03:38:02 PM »
It's apparent you don't operate on Redstone Arsenal ($80 ticket for 30 in a 25) or Atlanta ($185 for cutting through the hashed out area between the on ramp and the interstate) or Auburn in the late '90's ($90 for 55 in a 45) or in Grove Hill, AL in the early '90's (76 in a 55, Don't remember how much that one was, I just know that I got grounded for a good long time.  Luckily I did know the DA, got to go to driving school so this 16 year old's insurance didn't triple).

Damn that's low. $162 and change for failure to signal in Mobile. They have a nice little extortion racket going all over the state though.
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #45 on: February 25, 2013, 03:49:15 PM »
Damn that's low. $162 and change for failure to signal in Mobile. They have a nice little extortion racket going all over the state though.

So you did give them your drivers license? Say it ain't so.
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2013, 03:54:50 PM »
So you did give them your drivers license? Say it ain't so.

I gave him A driver's license, registration and proof of insurance as the LAW DICTATES.

I then handed him a copy of my college degree, and that's when all the trouble started.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/02/canadian-university-administrator-busted-for-fake-degree-from-auburn-state-university/

Bankers love drug money. Miami was basically built with cocaine money. Sad but true.
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2013, 04:31:43 PM »
I gave him A driver's license, registration and proof of insurance as the LAW DICTATES.

I then handed him a copy of my college degree, and that's when all the trouble started.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/02/canadian-university-administrator-busted-for-fake-degree-from-auburn-state-university/

Bankers love drug money. Miami was basically built with cocaine money. Sad but true.

what the fuck dude?

You are an incoherent mother fucker...
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #48 on: February 25, 2013, 04:38:45 PM »
what the fuck dude?

You are an incoherent inconsistent mother fucker motherfucker...

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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2013, 05:17:44 PM »
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2013, 05:29:38 PM »
At least I'm not child molester. Those people should be imprisoned, IMHO.

http://www.local15tv.com/news/local/story/MGM-Teacher-Turns-Herself-In-Accused-of-Sexual/Iefaf5NWv0u0r-PEkHdLLA.cspx

Still waiting on pics and docket.


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It could be the same girl as this, a year apart.



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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #51 on: February 25, 2013, 06:01:37 PM »
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #52 on: February 25, 2013, 06:06:39 PM »
I just wanted to make this  post to say that I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #53 on: February 25, 2013, 07:03:14 PM »
I just wanted to take this post to say that I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

 :rofl: :poke:
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #54 on: February 25, 2013, 07:06:51 PM »
My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #55 on: February 25, 2013, 07:07:56 PM »
My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?

Drugs and heathens.
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2013, 07:09:16 PM »
My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?

My apologies. Every time I tell myself I'm not wasting anymore time on the dumbass, I end up wasting more of my precious time.
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #57 on: February 25, 2013, 07:13:34 PM »
My apologies. Every time I tell myself I'm not wasting anymore time on the dumbass, I end up wasting more of my precious time.

My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?

 :rofl:  :tits: :moon:
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #58 on: February 25, 2013, 08:06:43 PM »
My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?

Aliens.
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Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
« Reply #59 on: February 25, 2013, 08:55:31 PM »
My apologies. Every time I tell myself I'm not wasting anymore time on the dumbass, I end up wasting more of my precious time.

I smell police brutality
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