While You Beeshes Are Freezing....

[Snaggletiger]

and being far less than fabulous next week, I'll be touring tropical waters and islands aboard a big ass Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship.  No, it's not the shittastic Carnival, limp-yo-ass-back-to-port-we-done-shit-ourselves, cruise line.  Flying from the Hassee' to Meeyami then on to San Juan on Saturday. Set sail on Sunday and won't see San Juan again until the following Sunday.  Hitting St. Lucia, St. Croix, St. Elsewhere, St. Louis, St. Elmo's Fire, Antigua and all sorts of other little slices of paradise. 

Get to see my daughter, who has been performing on this ship since late October. Haven't seen her since she left so that will be cool.  Bought some good sunscreen because I don't want to get too tan in late February.  Plus, my liver has been begging to leave it at home.  Kind of like loading up your dog to take it to the vet.  They know!!!   

[AUJarhead]

You going to be spending any nights in Miami?

[Tarheel]

and being far less than fabulous next week, I'll be touring tropical waters and islands aboard a big ass Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship.  No, it's not the shittastic Carnival, limp-yo-ass-back-to-port-we-done-shit-ourselves, cruise line.  Flying from the Hassee' to Meeyami then on to San Juan on Saturday. Set sail on Sunday and won't see San Juan again until the following Sunday.  Hitting St. Lucia, St. Croix, St. Elsewhere, St. Louis, St. Elmo's Fire, Antigua and all sorts of other little slices of paradise. 

Get to see my daughter, who has been performing on this ship since late October. Haven't seen her since she left so that will be cool.  Bought some good sunscreen because I don't want to get too tan in late February.  Plus, my liver has been begging to leave it at home.  Kind of like loading up your dog to take it to the vet.  They know!!!

I read something somewhere on teh ebays about some iceberg sightings in that area...be sure to get a cabin close to the lifeboats...

[Snaggletiger]

You going to be spending any nights in Miami?

Would love to but sadly, no.  I hear that navigating that airport might be the most stressful part of the trip.  Never been to it.

[Snaggletiger]

I read something somewhere on teh ebays about some iceberg sightings in that area...be sure to get a cabin close to the lifeboats...

Well, if it's on teh ebays, it's gotta' be true.  Bon Jour

[dallaswareagle]

May your ship be the "Superdome of the Seas"

Also I think its bullshit to post about ones vacation.












I wait till I am on it and then post.

[Snaggletiger]

May your ship be the "Superdome of the Seas"

Also I think its bullshit to post about ones vacation.












I wait till I am on it and then post.

I think our ship is called the SS SuperKeen

[Buzz Killington]

Joke's on you!  It's going to be almost 60 by the weekend.

[GH2001]

Get to see my daughter, who has been performing on this ship since late October. Haven't seen her since she left so that will be cool. 

Yeah, I got the one daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older girl, bless her soul, is preparing for her career. Last season she was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. She thinks that maybe next year, She'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?

[AUJarhead]

Would love to but sadly, no.  I hear that navigating that airport might be the most stressful part of the trip.  Never been to it.

What airline you flying?  American isn't too bad.  There is one ghetto concourse, and that's E.

[Buzz Killington]

Yeah, I got the one daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older girl, bless her soul, is preparing for her career. Last season she was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. She thinks that maybe next year, She'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?

She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.

[chinook]

hey your balls will feel like years ago in the sac...covered with fine linen of boxer shorts.   you know in the jar with fluid.  they'll be swishing and swooshing with the wave motion.   

or you wife could use them for extra buoyancy in case the ship sinks.   

or just give them back and hook up with a bartender. 

[dallaswareagle]

I think our ship is called the SS SuperKeen

Look for me in the Captains chair then. 

[Snaggletiger]

What airline you flying?  American isn't too bad.  There is one ghetto concourse, and that's E.

I think it's Southwest.  That's who we normally fly.  I like the airline overall and we've always had good luck with them.  And, if there were any glitches, they made it right quickly.  Only problem I have with SW is it's free-for-all seating.  You board by sections and it's first come, first serve.  You probably won't get to sit by whoever you're traveling with unless you're in the first couple of groups.

 

[Buzz Killington]

I think it's Southwest.  That's who we normally fly.  I like the airline overall and we've always had good luck with them.  And, if there were any glitches, they made it right quickly.  Only problem I have with SW is it's free-for-all seating.  You board by sections and it's first come, first serve.  You probably won't get to sit by whoever you're traveling with unless you're in the first couple of groups.

Sometimes that's a good thing...

[Snaggletiger]

Sometimes that's a good thing...

Yep.  When a company will take care of any problems that might.....wait.....I see what you did there.

[dallaswareagle]

I think it's Southwest.  That's who we normally fly.  I like the airline overall and we've always had good luck with them.  And, if there were any glitches, they made it right quickly.  Only problem I have with SW is it's free-for-all seating.  You board by sections and it's first come, first serve.  You probably won't get to sit by whoever you're traveling with unless you're in the first couple of groups.

There rates are shit out of Dallas into either Atlanta or BHM, I hate flying American but they have the best rates into Atl. (Sometime Delta will) but 90% of the time its American.

[Snaggletiger]

Another BIL story but I have one that's a SW pilot, so we'll occasionally get some stand-by passes, which have saved us mucho $$$ over the years.  We normally won't take chances if it's sho-nuff vacation.  But, if we visit them in Houston or something like that....send em' on.  Don't mind waiting a bit to save $1,000.00.  I'm good.  If this one's full, I'll just drink in the lounge until the next one.  Call me.

BTW, I'm not a frequent flyer so I've only been on 4 airlines in my lifetime. Delta, Southwest, United and American.  Just once each on the last two. 

[WiregrassTiger]

I would gladly offer up my plane for you to at least get to Miami on but I do not have one so I won't.

[GH2001]

There rates are shit out of Dallas into either Atlanta or BHM, I hate flying American but they have the best rates into Atl. (Sometime Delta will) but 90% of the time its American.

My sw flight from Dallas to bhm last summer was pretty damn cheap I must admit. One way.