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« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2013, 03:55:47 PM »
They'll have to cook up something in their offense to find a way to use him.  Because, what it boils down to, is he can't plow through defenses like Reggie Cobb could at UT.

Got to be careful of the drug use down there> The crack pipes are everywhere. I heard that from some guy name Douglas.
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« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2013, 03:57:39 PM »
Oh, I would imagine the whole recruiting process makes you feel like a vegetable.  You could get squashed under the deluge of letters and calls.  But, now that it's over, he'll have a chance to ketchup on his school work.
It's definitely a maze for them and these schools dangle different carrots in front. But, when they find their way,  the hay is in the barn. This kid didn't just fall off of a turnip truck last week. They just drive me banannas sometimes and I raise cain. I only hope he doesn't wilt from the two-sport pressure.
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« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2013, 04:12:04 PM »
Some of you should stick to the ball jokes and leave the puns to people who can do it right.  You know who you are.

Football and recruiting season are over.  The time is just ripe for a little humor. 
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« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2013, 04:20:27 PM »
Football and recruiting season are over.  The time is just ripe for a little humor.

I'm waiting for the humor. 
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« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2013, 04:39:59 PM »
I'm waiting for the humor.

So you're in the market for more humor, are you?  Well, let's see if you can branch out and produce.  Don't just come here and skewer people then dice us up because it's not your brand of funny. 
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« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2013, 04:45:24 PM »
Well, we did everything we could but stalk this guy. I just hope he doesn't get holed. They have rows of RB's down there in front of him. He may not see the field.

He's not a RB he's a WR















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Re: Receiver Visiting
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2013, 04:51:15 PM »
I was looking forward to seeing that guy in the run as fast to the sidelines as you can role.
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« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2013, 05:13:29 PM »
He's not a RB he's a WR
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 I think he played some of both in HS but he's listed as RB on all that I was able to mustard up.
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Re: Receiver Visiting
« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2013, 05:38:46 PM »
I'm waiting for the humor.

What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement?

Get more cement.
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« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2013, 05:41:51 PM »
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« Reply #50 on: February 13, 2013, 05:53:49 PM »
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Re: Receiver Visiting
« Reply #51 on: February 13, 2013, 06:04:41 PM »
I was looking forward to seeing that guy in the run as fast to the sidelines as you can role.
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« Reply #52 on: February 13, 2013, 06:06:10 PM »
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« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2013, 08:43:17 AM »
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« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2013, 11:22:21 AM »
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« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2013, 01:00:43 PM »
You know you're old when you need to googles this. We shouldn't ride on a road trip together unless we wear headsets and listen to our Ipods. Or, you could ride in the trunk.
You know you're really really old when you complain about the abrasiveness of a Top 40 Hit from two decades ago.
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« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2013, 01:47:08 PM »
You know you're really really old when you complain about the abrasiveness of a Top 40 Hit from two decades ago.
  I can still appreciate good music from any era. This was like listening to someone scrape their fingernails on a chalk board. I take it you don't like Grandpaw Jones or Crystal Gayle.
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« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2013, 09:10:20 AM »
  I can still appreciate good music from any era. This was like listening to someone scrape their fingernails on a chalk board. I take it you don't like Grandpaw Jones or Crystal Gayle.

Are you from Dixie?  How many biscuits did you eat this mornin', this mornin'?
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« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2013, 09:20:30 AM »
Are you from Dixie?  How many biscuits did you eat this mornin', this mornin'?
I think we may be an eHarmony match. Do you like Bob Dylan too? How big are your tits?
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Re: Receiver Visiting
« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2013, 09:36:31 AM »
Quick hijack.  Toby Johnson, 4 * DT from Hutchinson, announces per teh twatters tomorrow at 2:00.  Between:

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