What the hell is everyone talking about?
Your mom. Didn't I see where she joined?
This is going to end horribly....
I promised the Good Lord that I'd stay out of this. That being said, I have to correct one thing, and to do that I have to ask this ghost a question. Shouldn't you be hanging out with Shane instead of Paaaaawwwwl?
Oh Shane's here too, but I can't understand what he says through that voice box.
I'm disappointed...
I know, but a promise is a promise. Now Shane, on the other hand, is a completely different story. Maybe this ghost will ask him how he's liked the presents I've left him. I'd ask him myself, but my Ouija board crapped out on me. I kept getting the spirit of some drunken asshole who kept asking me if I had any Chesterfield cigarettes on me. I got tired of it, and threw the fucking thing in the trash.
I'm sure the bahr's nutsack resting in his mouth probably muffles his words as well. Btw, look on the other side of bahr's nuts and see if you can spot a douche canoe named Pat Dye's Liver. I know that POS is down there roasting as well. Anyway tell him his old friend Sabear Hunter from years ago on AL.com says hope its toasty.
Ha! I knew him. Love him or hate him his trolls were masterful and he would have people pissed off within two or three post.