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Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« on: January 22, 2013, 02:22:06 AM »
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@2Ruly_Blessed89: "Used to be able to do anything the night before a workout.. Party.. Stay up all night.. Etc! Now days you do that & you will #FORSURE die.."
Fucking SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!?! It's amazing we won a fucking game after all of the (CTT) seasoned upperclassmen left, Jesus Harold Christ.
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 02:25:03 AM »
Wow, no wonder we got the shit beat out of us last year.
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 06:02:19 AM »
Wow, no wonder we got the shit beat out of us last year.
That relaxed atmosphere worked with the upperclassmen, because they'd been through the ”work, hard work” they'd been through the strict discipline in the weight room, that's all they knew. So, the relaxed atmosphere was somewhat welcomed, but those players still busted their ass in the weight room, because they still had that fear of Coach Yox.

Starting with the first class of recruits '09, they began the next few years of not having to fear Coach Yox, because the discipline had been taken away from Yox by Coach Chizik, also enter in Coach Troop, the coach that would eventually put all of the players under his wing and basically keep them from being somewhat scolded (Coach Chizik getting in Daren Bates' face during a Special Teams play in '11, iirc).

Now we have a full team that hasn't felt a real 4am mat drills, fans off and trash cans placed all around the gym to throw up in, then going to class (those bring back some fond memories) and a full team that doesn't fear the Strength & Conditioning Coach...that's hopefully going to change and it'll be a hard lesson for a handful of players. I'm still thinking that there'll be around 5 players leaving (not including OL Christian Westerman & QB Clint Moseley), because the hard practices and training hasn't started yet.
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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 09:07:14 AM »
My animosity towards Gene Chizik is gone.  It's gone forever.  I don't want to ever feel any sense of rage about the 2011 and 2012 seasons again.

I will use this moment to reflect on Jaylon's tweet and feel FUCKING ECSTATIC ABOUT THE FUTURE!  WE'RE COMING BACK BITCHES!
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 09:19:28 AM »
It's not terribly difficult to understand. 
You make shit so hard on them that they cling to each other. 
The Corps has been doing it for years.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 09:27:32 AM »
It's not terribly difficult to understand. 
You make shit so hard on them that they cling to each other. 
The Corps has been doing it for years.

Exactly.  Climbing Mount Motherfucker at 3am will do that to you.
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 09:46:00 AM »
You make shit so hard on them that they cling to each other. 
The Corps has been doing it for years.
anally you mean.
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 09:54:59 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2013, 10:16:31 AM »
Exactly.  Climbing Mount Motherfucker at 3am will do that to you.

Long live the corp and those jarheads too.
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2013, 11:03:43 AM »
This is concerning. Workouts have their place but this staff needs to realize that staying up all night and partying are an important part of our culture. That's the problem with hiring old dudes like Ellis. You think he's ever smoked spice?
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2013, 11:40:24 AM »
This is concerning. Workouts have their place but this staff needs to realize that staying up all night and partying are an important part of our culture. That's the problem with hiring old dudes like Ellis. You think he's ever smoked spice?

I just know you were being sarcastic.  :haha:

But, the culture is a changing. Either they will change with it or be gone. It's really that simple.
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2013, 03:06:21 PM »
It's not terribly difficult to understand. 
You make shit so hard on them that they cling to each other. 
The Corps has been doing it for years.

If you have never been awakened by a drill instructor, emphatically telling you to get the fuck up and get "on line" then you don't know what you are missing.  Maybe we need to hire a former drill instructor to be a discipline coach.
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2013, 03:19:04 PM »
If you have never been awakened by a drill instructor, emphatically telling you to get the fuck up and get "on line" then you don't know what you are missing.  Maybe we need to hire a former drill instructor to be a discipline coach.

I say instead of hiring one let's just petition the commandant for the entire team to experience the first two weeks or so of boot camp.  Surely chartering a bus to Parris Island can't cost that much.   
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2013, 04:24:33 PM »
I say instead of hiring one let's just petition the commandant for the entire team to experience the first two weeks or so of boot camp.  Surely chartering a bus to Parris Island can't cost that much.

Well, they bus the players to LaGrange and Montgomery before all home games so it shouldn't be an issue.
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2013, 04:27:47 PM »
I say instead of hiring one let's just petition the commandant for the entire team to experience the first two weeks or so of boot camp.  Surely chartering a bus to Parris Island can't cost that much.

I thought the intent was to make them hard, not pee sitting down.
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« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2013, 04:28:22 PM »
If you have never been awakened by a drill instructor, emphatically telling you to get the fuck up and get "on line" then you don't know what you are missing.  Maybe we need to hire a former drill instructor to be a discipline coach.

ATTACK THE HEAD!!!!
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2013, 04:28:37 PM »
I thought the intent was to make them hard, not pee sitting down.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazinga!
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2013, 04:34:12 PM »
I thought the intent was to make them hard, not pee sitting down.

Oh shit!
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2013, 04:52:58 PM »
uh oh, trouble
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Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2013, 04:56:02 PM »
uh oh, trouble

Stop listening to Taylor Swift!
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