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What would we do without them?

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What would we do without them?
« on: July 30, 2008, 03:06:23 AM »
Let us praise the almighty gub'met for their oversight and wisdom as they watch over us and wipe our butts when we go poopoo... 
Amen

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LA blocks new fast-food outlets from poor areas
By CHRISTINA HOAG (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
July 30, 2008 12:46 AM EDT


LOS ANGELES - City officials are putting South Los Angeles on a diet.

The City Council voted unanimously Tuesday to place a moratorium on new fast food restaurants in an impoverished swath of the city with a proliferation of such eateries and above average rates of obesity.

The yearlong moratorium is intended to give the city time to attract restaurants that serve healthier food. The action, which the mayor must still sign into law, is believed to be the first of its kind by a major city to protect public health.
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Re: What would we do without them?
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 03:08:22 AM »
Let us praise the almighty gub'met for their oversight and wisdom as they watch over us and wipe our butts when we go poopoo... 
Amen

http://enews.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20080729/488fe740_3421_1334520080730-708333900

I saw that and I almost threw up! Blame the Fast food not the fat fucks eating it, thats about right! :rofl:
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Re: What would we do without them?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2008, 07:09:03 AM »
I saw that and I almost threw up! Blame the Fast food not the fat fucks eating it, thats about right! :rofl:

Well, you just don't get it.  Big Business is preying on those poor, defenseless, weak-minded, degenerate under-achievers.  Society owes these “great Americans” extended protections by curbing the excessive greed that the evils of Capitalism promotes.  I'm almost certain that George Bush, Dick Cheney and other prominent Republicans are trying to open their unhealthy, fast food, restaurants in these prime neighborhood locations.  It’s a travesty to permit free market forces into a community that would likely benefit from the low-cost, budget menu items and the associated entry level and “starter” management jobs.  The government giveth, and the government taketh away.  All praise the mighty government.  For without the government, we would be nothing.  May the Obama shower us with his elitist wisdom and show us the way to Leftist enlightenment. 

And now, I'm going to hug a tree and embrace Dutch Socialism.  After all, they're so much better than us Americans.   :puke:
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: What would we do without them?
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 02:17:44 PM »

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And now, I'm going to hug a tree and embrace Dutch Socialism.  After all, they're so much better than us Americans.   :puke:


Well...they are much better than us Americans...

"We go over there a-a-and all weez can say is merci, beaucoup."

All hail the wisdom of Obama!
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