Christmas Day weather could be pretty bad in Alabama...

[The Prowler]

Per James Spann (3:00pm Tuesday - 3:00am Wednesday).

[bottomfeeder]

Seeing that the birth of Christ most probably took place in the Spring makes me think the forecast is a bit premature.

[Jumbo]

3pm Tuesday till 3am Thursday, thanks for narrowing it down?

[bottomfeeder]

It rained this morning in Mobile, AL now there's sunshine.

[Pell City Tiger]

Somebody must have been really naughty to make Santa bring them a tornado for Christmas.

[bottomfeeder]

This is even worse. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/25/nyregion/2-firefighters-killed-in-western-new-york.html?_r=0

[The Prowler]

3pm Tuesday till 3am Thursday, thanks for narrowing it down?

I meant 3am Wednesday...

http://www.alabamawx.com/?p=67036

[GH2001]

Seeing that the birth of Christ most probably took place in the Spring makes me think the forecast is a bit premature.

No one is saying he was born on dec 25 contrary to belief. It's merely the day his birth is celebrated (coinciding close to the winter solstice) since we don't know his actual dob.

[bottomfeeder]

Apparently, the tornado took out the nearest Advanced auto parts store and severally damaged the Auto Zone. I'm sorry to disappoint Tiger Wrench, but it missed me by about a mile to the west. I slept through the whole thing after gorging myself on turkey, dressing, broccoli casserole and pie. Woke up about fifteen minutes after it passed through, turn on the tv, and I was OMG, a fucking tornado just passed by and I missed it. So, I went to kitchen and fixed some more turkey. Then I laid down and watched all of the weatherman drama unfold and took another short nap. I managed to make some phone calls to see how everyone was doing and received quite a few. WDE!

[bottomfeeder]

Apparently it isn't over yet. West Mobile is getting another one and James Spann has something in his eye.

[Tiger Wench]

Apparently, the tornado took out the nearest Advanced auto parts store and severally damaged the Auto Zone. I'm sorry to disappoint Tiger Wrench, but it missed me by about a mile to the west. I slept through the whole thing after gorging myself on turkey, dressing, broccoli casserole and pie. Woke up about fifteen minutes after it passed through, turn on the tv, and I was OMG, a fucking tornado just passed by and I missed it. So, I went to kitchen and fixed some more turkey. Then I laid down and watched all of the weatherman drama unfold and took another short nap. I managed to make some phone calls to see how everyone was doing and received quite a few.

So what you're saying is that the One World Government folks are trying to create a shortage in the world supply of cheap auto parts and that they slightly miscalculated the coordinates on the Weather Control machine.  Guess its your lucky day.  Unless you like auto parts.

[bottomfeeder]

So what you're saying is that the One World Government folks are trying to create a shortage in the world supply of cheap auto parts and that they slightly miscalculated the coordinates on the Weather Control machine.  Guess its your lucky day.  Unless you like auto parts.

Considering the fact that it started over the Walgreen's and ended at Miller's trucking, I don't think TPTB had anything to do with this one. Just one angry God displaying His displeasure.

[bottomfeeder]

No one is saying he was born on dec 25 contrary to belief. It's merely the day his birth is celebrated (coinciding close to the winter solstice) since we don't know his actual dob.

I know.

Pre-Christian background
Dies Natalis Solis Invicti
Main article: Sol Invictus

Dies Natalis Solis Invicti means "the birthday of the unconquered sun".

Some early Christian writers connected the sun to Jesus, who they believed was prophesied in Malachi 4:2 as the "Sun of Righteousness": "O, how wonderfully acted Providence that on that day on which that Sun was born...Christ should be born", a work attributed to Cyprian said.[7] However, this is unrelated to the winter solstice and is instead based on the idea that creation began on 25 March (the first day of the week, Sunday) and that Jesus was born on 28 March, the day of the creation of the sun (the fourth day of the week, Wednesday): "O the splendid and divine providence of the Lord, that on that day, the very day, on which the sun was made, the 28 March, a Wednesday, Christ should be born. For this reason Malachi the prophet, speaking about him to the people, fittingly said, 'Unto you shall the sun of righteousness arise, and healing is in his wings.'"[114]

[Pell City Tiger]

So what you're saying is that the One World Government folks are trying to create a shortage in the world supply of cheap auto parts and that they slightly miscalculated the coordinates on the Weather Control machine.  Guess its your lucky day.  Unless you like auto parts.

I blame that "Na-Na-Na-Napa know how" fag. He looks like the kind of asshole that would pull a stunt like this just to corner the spark plug market.

[The Prowler]

I know.

Pre-Christian background
Dies Natalis Solis Invicti Main article: Sol Invictus

Dies Natalis Solis Invicti means "the birthday of the unconquered sun".

Some early Christian writers connected the sun to Jesus, who they believed was prophesied in Malachi 4:2 as the "Sun of Righteousness": "O, how wonderfully acted Providence that on that day on which that Sun was born...Christ should be born", a work attributed to Cyprian said.[7] However, this is unrelated to the winter solstice and is instead based on the idea that creation began on 25 March (the first day of the week, Sunday) and that Jesus was born on 28 March, the day of the creation of the sun (the fourth day of the week, Wednesday): "O the splendid and divine providence of the Lord, that on that day, the very day, on which the sun was made, the 28 March, a Wednesday, Christ should be born. For this reason Malachi the prophet, speaking about him to the people, fittingly said, 'Unto you shall the sun of righteousness arise, and healing is in his wings.'"[114]

[wesfau2]

I blame that "Na-Na-Na-Napa know how" fag. He looks like the kind of asshole that would pull a stunt like this just to corner the spark plug market.

He can have spark plugs, it's the new brake pad division we need to keep this company afloat.

[Snaggletiger]

He can have spark plugs, it's the new brake pad division we need to keep this company afloat.

But who's going to go out and sell them?

[bottomfeeder]

But who's going to go out and sell them?

The Fags, silly.