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Health and fitness
« on: December 19, 2012, 03:38:35 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2012, 03:58:29 PM »
I'm all for preventive medicine. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 04:41:11 PM »
We are here to help, ladies!

And look...if squeezing helps that much, motorboating should be a great cure-all.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2012, 04:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 19, 2012, 04:41:11 PM
We are here to help, ladies!

And look...if squeezing helps that much, motorboating should be a great cure-all.

I believe 4 out of 5 doctors now recommend nomming
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."
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