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Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up

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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #80 on: December 04, 2012, 01:22:37 PM »
I'm burning everything Auburn that I own if we dont hire Petrino.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #81 on: December 04, 2012, 01:24:24 PM »
If it is Kirby, do we make him take it now and hit the ground running. Tell turds to FO?

We wait until a couple of weeks into January, and then claim the MNC for Auburn using bammer logic
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #82 on: December 04, 2012, 01:26:12 PM »
I'm burning everything Auburn that I own if we dont hire Petrino.
Don't forget to take it off first.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #83 on: December 04, 2012, 01:36:39 PM »
Don't forget to take it off first.
Didn't think that far ahead.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #84 on: December 04, 2012, 01:37:40 PM »
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #85 on: December 04, 2012, 01:38:07 PM »
Didn't think that far ahead.

Hope you didn't start with the thong.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #86 on: December 04, 2012, 01:38:53 PM »
I have a trunk full of dead hookers.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #87 on: December 04, 2012, 01:39:21 PM »
How about an ass full of dick?

You now have vandy vols full attention.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #88 on: December 04, 2012, 01:41:43 PM »
I have a trunk full of dead hookers.

Ha ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #89 on: December 04, 2012, 01:50:22 PM »
We wait until a couple of weeks into January, and then claim the MNC for Auburn using bammer logic

QFT

IF they hired Smart.. why not pursue BP as an OC??? A first time HC in the hardest division in FBS to clean up the worst mess in the SEC. Oh man doesn't it sound like a winning combination?? Also I think Smart is a little spoiled with getting the 4 and 5 star talent on defense.. bammer usually looks like garbage against a spread or air raid offense that's worth a damn.

I'm a nobody.. and in no way shape or form claim to know or guess what one would be thinking.. but I would've guessed that Bo would've preferred Charlie Strong for multiple reasons. Oh well, with JJ involved I wouldn't be surprised if someone's "skreetz" claimed we were hiring the corpse of Captain Kangaroo.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #90 on: December 04, 2012, 02:06:29 PM »
Oh well, with JJ involved I wouldn't be surprised if someone's "skreetz" claimed we were hiring the corpse of Captain Kangaroo.

Only because Mr. Green Jeans turned us down first.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #91 on: December 04, 2012, 02:08:55 PM »
Don't know if the proported offer of 3.2M for Smart is correct seeing how Malzahn commanded such a large figure by his last year as the OC.


Has Auburn purposely lowballed Smart entirely for show knowing he won't accept?
And what will Saban say?

This is Malzahn money. Just find it a peculiar number at the going rate in this league.

Jughead never intended to make a splash hire, never seriously interviewed bigger names and is going to fuck Auburn over again. He could get lucky but the Auburn HC job is better than this.

BOBBY PETRINO SHOULD BE ON THE A LIST, not a fallback guy when no real head coaching experience is in the mix.

Nice job Jacobs. :facepalm:



 

 
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #92 on: December 04, 2012, 02:09:41 PM »
I have heard or read three different coaches named as our new head coach in the last five minutes by different Montgomery outlets.

  #winning
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #93 on: December 04, 2012, 02:11:20 PM »
Considering that Alabama hired Saban for $4 million per year in 2007, I wouldn't say that $3.2 million is a lowball offer for a guy who has never been a HC.  If AU is paying Smart that much money, then your AD is a fucktard. 

Oh, wait....
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #94 on: December 04, 2012, 02:12:10 PM »
I have heard or read three different coaches named as our new head coach in the last five minutes by different Montgomery outlets.

  #winning
But can they all get along?
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #95 on: December 04, 2012, 02:20:49 PM »
I have heard or read three different coaches named as our new head coach in the last five minutes by different Montgomery outlets.

  #winning

But can they all get along?

As fucked up as we are-We may need all three.
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #96 on: December 04, 2012, 02:21:26 PM »
Hey what ever happened to Shawn Watson?
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #97 on: December 04, 2012, 02:22:12 PM »
I have heard or read three different coaches named as our new head coach in the last five minutes by different Montgomery outlets.

  #winning

They are inviting them all to AU and then announcing the winner on live TV.

Oh. I'm sorry. That's NYC and a different award.


Carry on!
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #98 on: December 04, 2012, 02:27:12 PM »
Considering that Alabama hired Saban for $4 million per year in 2007, I wouldn't say that $3.2 million is a lowball offer for a guy who has never been a HC.  If AU is paying Smart that much money, then your AD is a fucktard. 

Oh, wait....
Concur and Jacobs is lowrating Auburn by not making a hire that pays top dollar. Understand my comment has nothing to do with the B and C list coaches aspiring for a top notch job but how Jacobs is failing to set the bar high by talking to more experienced winning HCs.

 
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Re: Tuesday Rumor Mill: Kirby, Step Right Up
« Reply #99 on: December 04, 2012, 02:28:32 PM »
Concur and Jacobs is lowrating Auburn by not making a hire that pays top dollar. Understand my comment has nothing to do with the B and C list coaches aspiring for a top notch job but how Jacobs is failing to set the bar high by talking to more experienced winning HCs.

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