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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2012, 02:44:19 PM »

Dude I so wanted to bone Amanda Peterson.
I just realized she looks a lot like Kristen Bell, whom I would also bone.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2012, 02:58:14 PM »
Look its a nerd herd.

Who could beat a night with drinks, chips, dips, and dorks?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2012, 03:18:53 PM »
Who could beat a night with drinks, chips, dips, and dorks?

Who, Iris??? Yeah, she's a real conquest. She gives more rides than Greyhound.
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« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2012, 03:36:12 PM »
Who, Iris??? Yeah, she's a real conquest. She gives more rides than Greyhound.

You have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2012, 03:40:11 PM »
You have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!

You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. Now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller Express.
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« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2012, 03:56:07 PM »
You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. Now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller Express.

Babe said it was good for my complexion.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2012, 04:35:25 PM »
Which reminds me I got your recent membership fee check. Thank you!
I better get my damn decoder ring.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2012, 04:35:57 PM »
I better get my damn decoder ring.

Don't waste your time.  It just tells you to drink your fucking Ovaltine.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2012, 05:06:23 PM »
I like Ovaltine.
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« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2012, 05:41:13 PM »
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2012, 06:34:25 PM »
I like Ovaltine.
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2012, 07:18:15 PM »
Quote
i have a PhD in vertical intercourse.

WTF is that? :taunt:
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2012, 08:02:15 PM »
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

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