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« on: November 27, 2012, 12:07:38 PM »
Is on ITAT demanding that people read the fucking Creed.  H-I-Larious.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=10751839
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 12:20:33 PM »
This guy needs to be invited here.

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Read it over breakfast this morning.  I then placed it on the floor, got on my knees, and then prayed and bent over and kissed it for around 5 minutes.  I do this every morning and evening.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 12:21:49 PM »
as does this guy.

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If I never see the Auburn Creed mentioned again I will be happy. The last few months on ITAT have ruined it for me.

Yet, for some reason, I keep clicking the threads.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 12:24:12 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 27, 2012, 12:07:38 PM
Is on ITAT demanding that people read the fudgeing Creed.  H-I-Larious.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=10751839
Make light of it if ye will but we have daily Creed devotionals at my house. I know some may not agree but we think that it's important enough that we require that our kids commit it to memory before age 6. We cut them some slack at 4 or 5 yrs. old, but if they miss any words at age 6, they get that ass beat with a water hose. Read the damn creed. I do.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 12:25:39 PM »
BTW after reading that thread (minus) the two above, it makes me want to :suicide:

Can we trade DKW for Token? We can throw in that dude that just left, or Jim.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 12:26:00 PM »
It looks like Davie boy is trying to get in the BMFP-EOTTC.

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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 12:28:14 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on November 27, 2012, 12:26:00 PM
It looks like Davie boy is trying to get in the BMFP-EOTTC.
He was one of the members of the BBQ club, and him so misses his drill phone.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 12:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 12:25:39 PM
BTW after reading that thread (minus) the two above, it makes me want to :suicide:

Can we trade DKW for Token? We can throw in that dude that just left, or Jim.

Better pump yo brakes!
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 01:00:40 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 12:20:33 PM
This guy needs to be invited here.

He lurked over here one time, I told him I would push his shit in over here as he is one of the upper douchbags from ITAT. And thats saying alot considering how many douchbags are over there.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 01:05:26 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 27, 2012, 01:00:40 PM
He lurked over here one time, I told him I would push his shit in over here as he is one of the upper douchbags from ITAT. And thats saying alot considering how many douchbags are over there.


He doesn't sound very keen.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 01:10:21 PM »
Only pussies pay for their friends.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2012, 01:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 01:05:26 PM

He doesn't sound very keen.

If Douche is keen he is (Sir keen alot) He's a big batman (movie series) guy. If memory serves me and him got into a pissing contest about something, and I made a comment about skull fucking batman and taping it and sending it to him, I think that is what got me kicked off the second time. :haha:
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2012, 01:13:38 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 27, 2012, 01:11:13 PM
If Douche is keen he is (Sir keen alot) He's a big batman (movie series) guy. If memory serves me and him got into a pissing contest about something, and I made a comment about skull fucking batman and taping it and sending it to him, I think that is what got me kicked off the second time. :haha:
Hah.  Seems sensible.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2012, 01:26:23 PM »
Quote from: AWK on November 27, 2012, 01:10:21 PM
Only pussies pay for their friends.

Which reminds me I got your recent membership fee check. Thank you!
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2012, 01:46:18 PM »
Quote from: AWK on November 27, 2012, 01:10:21 PM
Only pussies pay for their friends.

Only friends pay for your pussy.
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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2012, 02:01:25 PM »
Quote from: AWK on November 27, 2012, 01:10:21 PM
Only pussies pay for their friends.

Can't buy me love
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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2012, 02:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2012, 02:01:25 PM
Can't buy me love


Dude I so wanted to bone Amanda Peterson.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2012, 02:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 02:17:27 PM

Dude I so wanted to bone Amanda Peterson.

You'd have a better chance if you could do the African Anteater Ritual Dance
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« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2012, 02:25:12 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2012, 02:20:25 PM
You'd have a better chance if you could do the African Anteater Ritual Dance


Hey, that ain't no Dick Clark.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Drill Press Dildo
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2012, 02:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 02:25:12 PM

Hey, that ain't no Dick Clark.
Look its a nerd herd.
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