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GarMan

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What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« on: July 25, 2008, 04:20:23 AM »
MSNBC, the "heart" of America, is so in-tune with us little people...  I'm just trying to keep up with our news while I'm working abroad, and this page is what I find.  I think the only thing important on this page is the Medal of Honor recipient who just turned 99.  Everything else is absolute shit.

Sleepy-nappy time...  Big deal...  No security risk...
A true American hero...  Worthy of my read...
Rump Riders...  Who cares?
Rump Rider...  Who cares?  Send him/her a pink military uniform.
Rump Rider...  Who cares?  Send him/her a pink military uniform.
Sissty yearz of help'n da bruthaz out...  Who cares?  Does it really need to be "recognized"? 

And, the mass media industry is wondering why they're losing subscribers, market share and cash flow.  Let them fail!
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Re: What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 02:45:17 PM »
What do you expect from the Lame Stream Media and especially from msNationalBarackChannel news?!  The National Enquirer is a better news source!  I am shocked that they actually carried an article about the Medal of Honor recipient turning 99.

So was that you I saw smoking a cigar in the stoned crowd listening to Obama in Berlin?
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Re: What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 03:34:09 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on July 25, 2008, 02:45:17 PM
So was that you I saw smoking a cigar in the stoned crowd listening to Obama in Berlin?

Nah...  I've been in Amsterdam all week...  Smoking cigars...  In stoned crowds...  Obama who? 
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 03:37:39 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on July 25, 2008, 03:34:09 PM
Nah...  I've been in Amsterdam all week...  Smoking cigars...  In stoned crowds...  Obama who? 

They gave away beer and bratwurst.  Shocker.  They ended up with a crowd!

Where is all the outrage that you heard when the Mexican official campaigned through about 10 US cities a couple of years ago? 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 05:25:57 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 25, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
They gave away beer and bratwurst.  Shocker.  They ended up with a crowd!

Exactly...  It's all about the free ride with these clowns...  like when Michael Moore handed out free socks and underwear to college students in exchange for their John Kerry votes. 

Quote from: Saniflush on July 25, 2008, 03:37:39 PM
Where is all the outrage that you heard when the Mexican official campaigned through about 10 US cities a couple of years ago? 

But, this is the first, real, semi-African-American (half-white...  aka. Oreo) candidate to run for the American presidency.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 05:36:27 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on July 25, 2008, 03:34:09 PM
Nah...  I've been in Amsterdam all week...  Smoking cigars...  In stoned crowds...  Obama who? 

no shit!  i just got back from there earlier in the week.  my first lesson never trust your gps while driving in amsterdam.   
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Re: What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 08:16:20 PM »
Quote from: chinook on July 25, 2008, 05:36:27 PM
no shit!  i just got back from there earlier in the week.  my first lesson never trust your gps while driving in amsterdam.   

Here for work...  I've been doing this since June.  I wouldn't dare drive in this town.  First, you have all of these bicycles, and then there's the stoned tourists with no fear of a 1200 pound "car" coming at you.  Well, they call them "cars", but I think my souped-up golf cart is more of a "car" than some of these Euro-trash shit-boxes.  Of course, I feel so "green" driving around in a 1.2 litre taxi.   :puke: 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2008, 05:29:41 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on July 25, 2008, 08:16:20 PM
Here for work...  I've been doing this since June.  I wouldn't dare drive in this town.  First, you have all of these bicycles, and then there's the stoned tourists with no fear of a 1200 pound "car" coming at you.  Well, they call them "cars", but I think my souped-up golf cart is more of a "car" than some of these Euro-trash shit-boxes.  Of course, I feel so "green" driving around in a 1.2 litre taxi.   :puke: 

what i find most intriguing about amsterdam are the tour groups w/ kids walking the red light district. 
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Re: What MSNBC finds Newsworthy...
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 09:33:03 AM »
Quote from: chinook on July 27, 2008, 05:29:41 PM
what i find most intriguing about amsterdam are the tour groups w/ kids walking the red light district. 

I believe that's one of the reasons for the red lights.  You're not supposed to bring your children to the area, but most people are too stupid to recognize that.  I mean, who would expect whores to be working the booths at 1 PM in the afternoon.   :gig:
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand
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