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Random Fact of the Day
« on: November 26, 2012, 04:55:47 PM »
Today in 1939, Tina Turner was born in Nutbush, TN.

Courtesy of @nprnews
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2012, 05:23:52 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 26, 2012, 04:55:47 PM
Today in 1939, Tina Turner was born in Nutbush, TN.

Courtesy of @nprnews

She may be 73 but her legs are still 25.
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2012, 05:45:36 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 26, 2012, 05:23:52 PM
She may be 73 but her legs are still 25.

but her cooch isn't. prolly smells like the great depression. 
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2012, 07:02:36 PM »
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2012, 07:02:36 PM »
Beware the poisonous nutbush
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 07:05:38 AM »
Quote from: chinook on November 26, 2012, 05:45:36 PM
but her cooch isn't. prolly smells like the great depression.

Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 08:50:17 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 27, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 09:50:20 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 01:42:21 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 26, 2012, 04:55:47 PM
Today in 1939, Tina Turner was born in Nutbush, TN.

Courtesy of @nprnews

Liberal rubbish for a source.
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 03:52:35 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 26, 2012, 05:23:52 PM
She may be 73 but her legs are still 25.

Her bruises may only be about 50. 
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Re: Random Fact of the Day
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 05:36:23 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 27, 2012, 03:52:35 PM
Her bruises may only be about 50.

Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.
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