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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2012, 08:14:30 PM »
On heading to Cedar Key and getting drunk(er) and staying that way. Wait...what? you said likely to. Too late....
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2012, 08:16:01 PM »
Clint Moseley leaving a year early to be taken as the first pick in the NFL draft.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2012, 08:19:24 PM »
It being revealed that Kaos and The Prowler are the same person.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2012, 08:38:20 PM »
The Bahr is found alive and living in Paraguay.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2012, 09:31:58 PM »
Rws stepping foot inside Bryant-Denny, to watch uat play.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2012, 09:57:04 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on November 19, 2012, 09:31:58 PM
Rws stepping foot inside Bryant-Denny.
I've been inside BDS before.  Might want to rephrase.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2012, 10:13:09 PM »
Quote from: RWS on November 19, 2012, 09:57:04 PM
I've been inside BDS before.  Might want to rephrase.

Those directions I gave you helped, huh?
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2012, 11:13:02 PM »
Quote from: RWS on November 19, 2012, 09:57:04 PM
I've been inside BDS before.  Might want to rephrase.

but hasn't everyone...? ...í mean haven't we all stepped inside a porta-potty.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2012, 02:00:40 AM »
Kaos will eat a tomato.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2012, 09:10:42 AM »
Nick Saban will be able to drive his new Ford F-150 without the phone books in his seat.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2012, 10:10:44 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 20, 2012, 09:10:42 AM
Nick Saban will be able to drive his new Ford F-150 without the phone books in his seat.

I didn't think he'd need them in this:

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2012, 10:27:36 AM »
This is what you wanted isn't it?

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2012, 10:30:12 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 10:27:36 AM
This is what you wanted isn't it?



Needs a rebel flag license plate on the front.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #33 on: November 20, 2012, 10:33:47 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on November 20, 2012, 10:30:12 AM
Needs a rebel flag license plate on the front.

Or Dale Jr.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #34 on: November 20, 2012, 10:50:35 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on November 19, 2012, 06:24:02 PM
Snaggle drinks a fine whisky without mixing it with a Winn-Dixie Diet Chek cola.

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #35 on: November 20, 2012, 11:23:26 AM »
I didn't find it that funny.  I don't even shop at Winn Dixie. 
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #36 on: November 20, 2012, 11:25:11 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 20, 2012, 11:23:26 AM
I didn't find it that funny.  I don't even shop at Winn Dixie.


You a Piggly Wiggly man ain't ya?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2012, 11:29:38 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 20, 2012, 11:25:11 AM

You a Piggly Wiggly man ain't ya?
He can't help it, he likes the little pig on the sign.

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2012, 11:32:00 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 11:29:38 AM
He can't help it, he likes the little pig on the sign.




He looks as if he cares.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2012, 11:34:55 AM »
Ha!! I'm a Pube-Licks man all the way, baby.  I'm the main reason that store stays in business...and thrives.  Loves shoppin' me some Pube-Licks.  DCP on aisle 7.  My favorite lick-her store right next door.
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