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Things that are more likely to happen than
« on: November 19, 2012, 01:54:24 PM »
us beating the turds this Sat?



Chuck Norris announces that he and Richard Simmons have been partners for the last ten years.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2012, 01:55:53 PM »
Shane hosts a radio call in show.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2012, 02:18:44 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 19, 2012, 01:55:53 PM
Shane hosts a radio call in show.

   
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2012, 02:20:13 PM »
Me putting all five of my kids back in the oven and my wife and I having peace and quiet.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2012, 02:27:46 PM »
Snaggle getting his balls back.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2012, 02:28:18 PM »
JR kissing ugly feet.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2012, 02:48:23 PM »
Israel and Hamas agreeing to disagree.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2012, 02:51:29 PM »
Simp using contraception.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2012, 02:52:42 PM »
Anyone being satisfied with the next hire
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2012, 02:54:37 PM »
Sani admitting that MCRD San Diego Marines are tougher than MCRD PI ones.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2012, 02:57:20 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on November 19, 2012, 02:54:37 PM
Sani admitting that MCRD San Diego Marines are tougher than MCRD PI ones.

4th battalion P.I. marines are harder than Hollywood marines.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2012, 03:08:01 PM »
Quote from: TheSix on November 19, 2012, 02:52:42 PM
Anyone being satisfied with the next hire
Actually at the thought that we might keep Chizik, I might be happy with anyone else. 

I am now open to...

James Franklin
Hugh Freeze
Gus Malzahn
David Cutcliffe


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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2012, 03:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 19, 2012, 02:51:29 PM
Simp using contraception.

Thanks for the info but you're a little late.......
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2012, 03:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 19, 2012, 03:08:01 PM
Actually at the thought that we might keep Chizik, I might be happy with anyone else. 

I am now open to...

James Franklin
Hugh Freeze
Gus Malzahn
David Cutcliffe
Scary what Freeze might be able to do with some talent.  Ole Miss has like 6 four star guys in the two deep, and they're 200% improved (I'm sure Prowler will again dispute this) over last year.  James Franklin might be a good no bullshit type of coach as well.  You guys need somebody to do like Saban did when he got to Alabama.  Walk in, snatch the keys to the program from their hands, and tell them to shut the fuck up and stay out of the way.  CTT did rather well with that for years. 
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2012, 03:18:41 PM »
Quote from: RWS on November 19, 2012, 03:14:56 PM
Scary what Freeze might be able to do with some talent.  Ole Miss has like 6 four star guys in the two deep, and they're 200% improved (I'm sure Prowler will again dispute this) over last year.  James Franklin might be a good no bullshit type of coach as well.  You guys need somebody to do like Saban did when he got to Alabama.  Walk in, snatch the keys to the program from their hands, and tell them to shut the fuck up and stay out of the way.  CTT did rather well with that for years.

We will go 3 and 9 till the end of time before the PTB allow that to happen.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2012, 03:36:18 PM »
Quote from: RWS on November 19, 2012, 03:14:56 PM
Scary what Freeze might be able to do with some talent.  Ole Miss has like 6 four star guys in the two deep, and they're 200% improved (I'm sure Prowler will again dispute this) over last year.  James Franklin might be a good no bullshoot type of coach as well.  You guys need somebody to do like Saban did when he got to Alabama.  Walk in, snatch the keys to the program from their hands, and tell them to shut the fudge up and stay out of the way.  CTT did rather well with that for years.

Just like Chiz was riding Gus' coattails, with Hugh it was all Sandra Bullock.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2012, 06:24:02 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 19, 2012, 01:54:24 PM
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2012, 06:52:11 PM »
Jennifer Anniston and Meg Ryan make a WiregrassTiger sammich outta me.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2012, 07:34:59 PM »
Obama gets impeached and Billary resigns.
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Re: Things that are more likely to happen than
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2012, 07:40:48 PM »
Jimmy Hoffa being found alive.
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