Schadenfreude... For Auburn people

[Tiger Wench]

Schadenfreude i/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdə/ (German: [ˈʃaːdənˌfʁɔʏdə]) is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. Let's indulge in some, shall we, my fellow Xers?

From the comments on the SB Nation open thread for the Turd - Aggie game...

It's time for Kirby to go. In the two years we didn't have multiple first rounders on defense, we can't stop anyone and get gouged by the other team's QB. Get him out of here now, it's enough."

we now know what everyone else does...we've overrated and have been. Face it guys, we're a hurt Colt McCoy and down SEC year last year from having zero national titles in this era. We've been quite fortunate

how have we recruited about 100 DBs in the past year but all of them suck!!?!?!? Cut em all. Millner too since he decided to start playing like its 2010.

I really hate this team. AJ's stupid ass bow tie, TJ's fumble fucking fingers, our fat D-linemen who can't pressure. Bench em all

This was a stay of execution. I want no part of Oregon after this. We'd get embarrased and lose half of our recruits

I'm done with this team. Just done. We need to finally admit to ourselves that Saban is just not a good in game coach. He's just not. He can recruit and prepare, but once the game starts, we need someone else.

I am so upset that I am going to go eat my wife's leftover Chinese food because she's at work AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
EDIT she took it to work FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

It's not Johnny Football. It's Johnny Jesus Allah Buddah Motherfuck God Damn this guy is good Football.

Manziel is crushing my hopes and raping my dreams for this season

I haven't seen this many people from Alabama so stunned since Tuesday night.

I am filled with confused, misguided rage right now. I love Johnny Manziel, and I've loved watching him play. But fuck him for embarrassing Alabama's defense. It's been a long time since they've looked this fucking stupid.

brb gonna hang myself seeya never

Gary Danielson is going to have to go to the Hospital for an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

I quit. Fuck you Kenny Bell.Goddammit there goes the 0 ints. AND ima go ahead and call the game for tamu

I'm feeling some existential horror right now, not gonna lie. I'm not used to this.

So it's our great Freshman that decides to play like a Freshman. Great...

OH WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Football is a silly sport anyway.

MOTHER FUCKING AMARI COOPER
edit: FUCK

Time to take up smoking.

If this is a fraction of what would happen against Oregon, I don't want Alabama to go to the title game. Jesus Christ, Saban doesn't know what he's doing.

The level of fuck going on in my head is overwhelming. Saban got out-prepped this game.

Damn, that kid is slicker than astroglide.

I am now wondering if I have heart problems.

SO I guess Bama will not be taking their talent to South Beach.

where's that flag you cocksucking sons of bitches!?

Fuckity fuck mcfuckerton.....blowing our shots

Fuck it, roll tide anyways l. Just fuck auburn up and my year will be okay

ONWARD! TO THE LIQUOR CABINET!

Girlfriend broke up with me right before kickoff. Double Fuck My Life.

Between this and the election, it's the worst year for Alabama since 1865.

Is anyone else scared shitless that JFF is a freshman?

How the fuck are you so positive right now? I could blow up the world.

I don't want to live.

And what the hell A&M? First year in the SEC and you knock the SEC out of the championship?

fuck fuck fucking fuck shit fuck dammit all to hell

I can't wait to lose to Georgia!

You guys realize we just lost to a gay cow college, right? Holy hairy Halle Berry balls!

If this team had a scent, it would be the fresh aroma of Howard Stern's butt-cheese

Seeing Sam Mendes totally butcher Skyfall on Friday, then A&M skullfuck 'Bama on Saturday was like being forced to watch my entire childhood get raped right in front of me. SHIT FUCK!

Someone needs to bitch slap the living shit out of Nick Saban right now. Like slap him so hard it forces out a turd.

I'll catch you guys later as I'm about to go on a seven state killing spree, starting with Texass.

This is worse than coming home to find the wife blowing our gay gardener.

Hell, catching my wife with the gardener would be prime time entertainment compared to this aids infested shit fest.

Last week they were comparing us to NFL teams... this week they'll be comparing us to deadly STDs. I'm talking hardcore STDs that Pam Anderson wouldn't **** with.

[RWS]

"Well, fuck" was about the extent of my meltdown. 

I mean, yeah, it was frustrating because I think they could have won had by running the ball.  But all of the "Saban is not a good in game coach" and "Time for Kirby to go" crowd can GTFO.  Some of the dumbest overreaction to a football game ever.

[Tiger Wench]

WHY DI'NT THAY REE VUEW IT, LAAAAAARRRRYYYY???

Still makes me giggle...

[oldautiger]

Looks like Ol' Harvey just has too much bama still in him.  Harvey, you magnificent ignorant slut, don't you rmember that most all Texans carry large caliber firearms, but c'mon over, you won't have to worry about a trial.

[The Prowler]

Isolated incidents.

Seeing Sam Mendes totally butcher Skyfall on Friday, then A&M skullfuck 'Bama on Saturday was like being forced to watch my entire childhood get raped right in front of me. SHIT FUCK!

Damn, imagine if bama losses another game, gets left out of the National Championship Game and losses the bowl game (if that happens, I hope Auburn has already secured their new Head Coach).

[AWK]

Isolated incidents.

Damn, imagine if bama losses another game, gets left out of the National Championship Game and losses the bowl game (if that happens, I hope Auburn has already secured their new Head Coach).

Well...the next two games for Alabama are freebies...so...

[Snaggletiger]

Amazing how fast it turned.  Been noticing the change our local talk shows this week.  3 weeks ago, it was those same comparisons to NFL yeams...best Tahd team evah...best defense since 92'...AJ McBackSpasm for Heisman...to:

This don't surprise me with all the people we lost from last year.  Been sayin' it all along.

I knew we were overrated.  We hadn't played anybody.

I been tellin' a buddy of mine all year that our front 7 ain't that good.

AJ is game manager and nothing more.

[Tiger Wench]

Add another voice to a chorus of Sunday morning quarterbacks in Tuscaloosa. Saban has been second-guessed by plenty of pundits and fans after failing to convert a late drive into what could have been a game-winning touchdown against Texas A&M. The latest to chime in on Saban's decision to abandon the run: Alabama Governor Robert Bentley. "I would actually have run the ball for four straight times," Bentley said when asked if he would have run the ball on 4th down from the 2-yard line. The clip was played repeatedly on the Paul Finebaum Radio Network on Wednesday prompting several callers to comment on the governor's statement.

 

[Token]

I have to admit.  First and goal at the 7 with less than 2 minutes remaining, I put on my Ricky suit all 3 times they lined up in shotgun.  I was mad as fuck. 

But, I still remember 4-9.  Don't ever want to go back there.

[Snaggletiger]

I have to admit.  First and goal at the 7 with less than 2 minutes remaining, I put on my Ricky suit all 3 times they lined up in shotgun.  I was mad as fuck. 

But, I still remember 4-9.  Don't ever want to go back there.

Totally agree that pounding the ball 4 times behind a line that averages about 330 would have been more prudent there George Bush.  But, I wasn't surprised by the last call either.  I was actually thinking of the 09' Iron Bowl where Ginger McJets said Lord Saybinz called a TO and told them he was going to put it on McConcussion's back and called a pass.  Little different situation but still a surprising call.

[RWS]

I have to admit.  First and goal at the 7 with less than 2 minutes remaining, I put on my Ricky suit all 3 times they lined up in shotgun.  I was mad as fuck. 

But, I still remember 4-9.  Don't ever want to go back there.

Exactly.