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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #60 on: November 20, 2012, 03:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 20, 2012, 03:16:50 PM
Sugar, Mr. Poon?

What kind of name is Poon anyway?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #61 on: November 20, 2012, 03:43:56 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 03:24:18 PM
-15 right actor wrong movie.

Let's just say I wouldn't be any more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet.


DAMN.  I just looked at the little birdie's quote.


That's the gift that keeps giving all year long Clark.
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #62 on: November 20, 2012, 04:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 20, 2012, 03:43:56 PM

DAMN.  I just looked at the little birdie's quote.


That's the gift that keeps giving all year long Clark.
He got the minus not you, technically you were right.  Buzz fucked it up...per usual.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #63 on: November 20, 2012, 04:38:14 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 04:35:54 PM
He got the minus not you, technically you were right.  Buzz fucked it up...per usual.

Give me a break...every time someone revs up the microwave, I piss my pants and forget who I am for 30 minutes or so.
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #64 on: November 20, 2012, 04:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 20, 2012, 04:38:14 PM
Give me a break...every time someone revs up the microwave, I piss my pants and forget who I am for 30 minutes or so.
Do you really think it matters, Buzzy?
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #65 on: November 20, 2012, 04:41:13 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 20, 2012, 04:39:39 PM
Do you really think it matters, Buzzy?

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #66 on: November 20, 2012, 07:51:22 PM »
Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey; and the older boy, bless his soul is preparing for his career.
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #67 on: November 20, 2012, 09:09:33 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on November 20, 2012, 07:51:22 PM
Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey; and the older boy, bless his soul is preparing for his career.

So, he's on the Wild Turkey?
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #68 on: November 20, 2012, 10:25:17 PM »
Merry Christmas, Holy Shit, Where's the Tylenol?
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #69 on: November 20, 2012, 10:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on November 20, 2012, 07:51:22 PM
Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey; and the older boy, bless his soul is preparing for his career.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #70 on: November 21, 2012, 09:11:05 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 20, 2012, 10:58:25 PM
Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?

Got two big horns growing right out above her ears.  Sweet girl though, and a HELL of a cook!
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #71 on: November 21, 2012, 09:24:46 AM »
It's people who make a difference... little people, like yourselves.
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #72 on: November 21, 2012, 09:28:49 AM »
Fixed the newel post!
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #73 on: November 21, 2012, 06:53:09 PM »
Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #74 on: November 21, 2012, 08:39:08 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on November 21, 2012, 06:53:09 PM
Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?

Did I pass gas?
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Re: Who would you go after, if you were the one calling the shots...
« Reply #75 on: November 21, 2012, 08:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 20, 2012, 10:58:25 PM
Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?

LMAO! Eddie...
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