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Which Assistants get the axe?

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Which Assistants get the axe?
« on: November 12, 2012, 12:22:59 PM »
Let's assume for a moment that Chizik is indeed retained for 2013.

Which assistants will stay, who will leave on their own accord, and which one(s) get the axe?

All pure speculation but it's better than breaking down the Alabama A&M defensive line.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2012, 12:27:56 PM »
Let's assume for a moment that Chizik is indeed retained for 2013.



Let's not.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2012, 03:10:59 PM »
No.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2012, 03:30:04 PM »
The assistants are not the problem.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2012, 03:31:56 PM »
If chizik is retained I hope they all stay.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2012, 03:32:56 PM »
If chizik is retained I hope they all stay.

#championship
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2012, 03:33:38 PM »
If chizik is retained I hope they all stay.

Yep.  If you're going to fuck up, do it full speed.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2012, 04:05:53 PM »
If chizik is retained I hope they all stay.

If they all stay, I think everyone should put their name in a hat.  First person to be drawn is head coach.  Second is assistant head coach.  So on and so forth.

Couldn't hurt.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2012, 05:13:30 PM »
Found this on Facebook. TIFWIW: 
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Ok....
What i am about to share with you is "not rumor" or "here-say", but it is "fact".
An "uncomfirmed source" just revealed to me that he was in the presidential/board-members suite Saturday night for the uga game.
The "talk" was they have a 3-4 candidate short list.
Here they are.
(1) jim harbough (san Fran 49ers)
(2) jeff fisher (la rams)
(3) jimbo fisher (fsu)
(4) Charlie strong (Louisville)
Source tells me "they" are ready to "throw " the checkbook at Harbough..
As i typed earlier...this is what i was just told in my own 2 ears from someone who was in the "big" suite with the powers that be..
Take it as you will-
WDE!!!!
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2012, 05:24:11 PM »
People are stupid.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2012, 05:40:17 PM »
Jim Harboggs!
Jim Habeux?
Jim Harbough?

Jim Harbaugh...? Yup, Jim Habolu, put 'em on the board....Championship!
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2012, 06:51:03 PM »
"here-say" "facts" from "umcomfirmed sources"

You could have saved us the trouble and just posted more batshit crazy articles about declaring your own sovereignty.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2012, 06:58:07 PM »
"here-say" "facts" from "umcomfirmed sources"

You could have saved us the trouble and just posted more batshit crazy articles about declaring your own sovereignty.
http://www.sovereignlife.com/sovereign-individual.html

Somebody stop me!
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2012, 07:34:07 PM »
"here-say" "facts" from "umcomfirmed sources"

You could have saved us the trouble and just posted more batshit crazy articles about declaring your own sovereignty.
Fact.  That was fucking eye gouging. 
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2012, 07:36:31 PM »
Fact.  That was fucking eye gouging.

Take it for what it's worth - But I'm hearing that Roger Goodell wants to restructure the entire NFL so that Auburn can now draft 22 NFL players to compete in the SEC.  Word is that Mark Emmert won't agree to it because he and Saban are good friends. 
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2012, 07:38:59 PM »
Take it for what it's worth - But I'm hearing that Roger Goodell wants to restructure the entire NFL so that Auburn can now draft 22 NFL players to compete in the SEC.  Word is that Mark Emmert won't agree to it because he and Saban are good friends.
I just read on Facebook, a link from Bleacher Report, that Saban and Tebow will mix DNA.  Their spliced child will be our next coach.  His name will be LuciJesusFuckoff.
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Re: Which Assistants get the axe?
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2012, 07:52:02 PM »
I just read on Facebook, a link from Bleacher Report, that Saban and Tebow will mix DNA.  Their spliced child will be our next coach.  His name will be LuciJesusFuckoff.
Jay Gogue will pass, he's not clean cut enough...doesn't fit the ”Christian/Family/Creed” image.
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