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It's good to be Johnny Football
« on: November 06, 2012, 12:06:30 PM »






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Yesterday OKTC brought you photos of Johnny "Scooby Doo" Manziel's great Halloween night in College Station.

You knew it was a good night, but now we know it was a great night.

How?

Thanks to the fine guys at Hookah Station in the Northgate District who submit this photo from Halloween night.

If I was Kevin Sumlin this would be my recruiting photo for all future A&M recruits.

SEC life in College Station?

Yep, it's going pretty damn well.

I'm not even going to lie, this girl is a bona fide 14 on the 1-10 scale.

Certainly this is the best play that anyone in a Scooby Doo costume has ever made.

Johnny F'ing Football boys and girls, Johnny F'ing Football.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 12:13:06 PM »
Niiiiice
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 01:50:38 PM »
He's like Andrew Luck.  His odds of getting laid in college rest solely on him being a college QB, because he is fugly fugly fugly.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 01:59:12 PM »
He's like Andrew Luck.  His odds of getting laid in college rest solely on him being a college QB, because he is fugly fugly fugly.
He can't read this he is busy tapping hot ass.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 02:51:44 PM »
He can't read this he is busy tapping hot ass.

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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 03:17:04 PM »
He can't read this he is busy tapping hot ass.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2012, 01:46:35 AM »
The only thing I care about him screwing is Alabama's season.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2012, 04:27:40 AM »
The only thing I care about him screwing is Alabama's season.
Too much Aubie in you huh?

Oregon has a shot to put up an insurmountable lead blitzkrieg style forcing Alabama to play catch up. It could happen 2 or 3 times in 10 tries. Stars must align though.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2012, 09:34:58 AM »
Too much Aubie in you huh?

Oregon has a shot to put up an insurmountable lead blitzkrieg style forcing Alabama to play catch up. It could happen 2 or 3 times in 10 tries. Stars must align though.
Would be a bit of poetic justice for Oregon to be the ones to curb stomp Bama.

Would almost be worth them making the trip.

Almost.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2012, 10:08:38 AM »


Oregon has a shot to put up an insurmountable lead blitzkrieg style forcing Alabama to play catch up. It could happen 2 or 3 times in 10 tries. Stars must align though.

Not gonna happen.

Bama would smother the Ducks.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2012, 10:23:09 AM »
I think Bama skull fucks the Ducks (They're just so fast).  I understand they're built for speed (Goes without saying) but their O-line is very small, relatively speaking, and they won't be able to seal off Bama's D-line.   Oregon has a couple of big guys in the middle of their D-line but the ends and backers are small.  Bummer could hang 50+ on this bunch with ease.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2012, 10:34:16 AM »
I think Bama skull fucks the Ducks (They're just so fast).  I understand they're built for speed (Goes without saying) but their O-line is very small, relatively speaking, and they won't be able to seal off Bama's D-line.   Oregon has a couple of big guys in the middle of their D-line but the ends and backers are small.  Bummer could hang 50+ on this bunch with ease.
He may not be wise...he may not be smurt...but he is dead on!
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2012, 12:31:14 PM »
He may not be wise...he may not be smurt...but he is dead on!
See what Nick Fairley did to Oregon.  It would be that times ten.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2012, 02:00:49 PM »
I think Bama skull fucks the Ducks (They're just so fast).  I understand they're built for speed (Goes without saying) but their O-line is very small, relatively speaking, and they won't be able to seal off Bama's D-line.   Oregon has a couple of big guys in the middle of their D-line but the ends and backers are small.  Bummer could hang 50+ on this bunch with ease.

Yep.  Bammer would own the clock, and push the duck defense around with ease. 
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2012, 02:21:12 PM »
Yep.  Bammer would own the clock, and push the duck defense around with ease.

Well yeah, but they're just so fast.
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« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2012, 02:26:14 PM »
Well yeah, but they're just so fast.

I've heard that.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2012, 05:50:27 PM »
I think Bama skull fucks the Ducks (They're just so fast).  I understand they're built for speed (Goes without saying) but their O-line is very small, relatively speaking, and they won't be able to seal off Bama's D-line.   Oregon has a couple of big guys in the middle of their D-line but the ends and backers are small.  Bummer could hang 50+ on this bunch with ease.
I said Oregon could reel off a win 2 or 3 tries in 10 attempts. It's possible you know.
 
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2012, 09:39:15 AM »
I said Oregon could reel off a win 2 or 3 tries in 10 attempts. It's possible you know.
 

Agreed.  I think the key here would be having a month plus to prepare for the Oregon (They're just so fast) offense.  A defensive mind like Lord Saybinz and a butt-load of talent spells trouble for teh Ducks.  Now, playing them in mid season would probably give Oregon (zip!!!) a better chance.
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Re: It's good to be Johnny Football
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2012, 09:43:23 AM »
Agreed.  I think the key here would be having a month plus to prepare for the Oregon (They're just so fast) offense.  A defensive mind like Lord Saybinz and a butt-load of talent spells trouble for teh Ducks.  Now, playing them in mid season would probably give Oregon (zip!!!) a better chance.

^^This^^

Give Lord Saybinz extra time to prepare for that offense, and they may not cross the 50.
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