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Auburn has hired

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Auburn has hired
« on: November 02, 2012, 11:46:24 PM »
John Gruden unless Sean Peyton turns down the job. Bob stoops has agreed to leave Okl but we turned him down since he can't win the big game. Jim Tressell will be brought in as defensive coordinator and Pete Carrol is leaving Seattle to become our offensive coordinator. Keep this here.....
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 11:48:17 PM »
Damn...this means we missed out on Turner Gill.
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2012, 11:59:45 PM »
Damn...this means we missed out on Turner Gill.
Kirby Smart is leaving Bama to be our get back coach.
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2012, 05:14:39 AM »
I'd heard that Bill Belichick will be the HC, Sean Payton OC & Nick sabben DC
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2012, 06:29:43 AM »
Southern Fried Sports says Rich Rod. 

I hate coaching searches. 
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2012, 09:11:57 AM »
Southern Fried Sports says Rich Rod. 

I hate coaching searches. 
Yup, it's usually ”pie in the sky” type wish list...which turns out to be a ”pie in the face” hire.

When was the last ”Homerun/Splash” type football Head Coaching hire at Auburn?
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2012, 09:35:55 AM »
Yup, it's usually ”pie in the sky” type wish list...which turns out to be a ”pie in the face” hire.

When was the last ”Homerun/Splash” type football Head Coaching hire at Auburn?

Well, there's only been 6 hires at Auburn in the last 61 years.  I don't recall "home run hire" being in the lexicon until the last few years, when people are much more concerned with winning the press conference than getting the right guy. 

When LSU hired Saban, it wasn't a home run hire. 
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2012, 09:45:40 AM »
Well, there's only been 6 hires at Auburn in the last 61 years.  I don't recall "home run hire" being in the lexicon until the last few years, when people are much more concerned with winning the press conference than getting the right guy. 

When LSU hired Saban, it wasn't a home run hire.
Word is Butch Davis was their first choice. Not sure where I read it but...
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2012, 11:28:57 AM »
Should have a coach in place by the end of the day.
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2012, 04:16:52 PM »
Should have a coach in place by the end of the day.
We have one and we reject him vehemently.
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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2012, 07:09:10 AM »
Damn...this means we missed out on Turner Gill.

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Re: Auburn has hired
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2012, 10:28:33 AM »
John Gruden unless Sean Peyton turns down the job. Bob stoops has agreed to leave Okl but we turned him down since he can't win the big game. Jim Tressell will be brought in as defensive coordinator and Pete Carrol is leaving Seattle to become our offensive coordinator. Keep this here.....

Interesting, considering he worked his way up the coaching ranks as a D-coordinator.
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