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Happy Birthday...
« on: October 31, 2012, 12:30:20 PM »
to CHIZAD

enjoy your trip to New York. 
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 12:38:19 PM by chinook »
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2012, 12:33:31 PM »
Quote from: chinook on October 31, 2012, 12:30:20 PM
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enjoy your trip to New York.

Cold.  But it is the X

Happy happy.  Your brother is 10X cooler, though.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2012, 12:42:26 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2012, 12:33:31 PM
Cold.  But it is the X

Happy happy.  Your brother is 10X cooler, though.

Hey. Here's your apple. Sorry you didn't get to take a bite out of it. Happy birthday.

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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2012, 12:43:09 PM »
At this rate, you'll never catch up with Snags in the "Who Can Go On The Most Trips/Vacations" race.

Maybe you can use this opportunity to convince your wife to let you bang a tranny while she videotapes?  Good luck, and happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2012, 12:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2012, 12:33:31 PM
Cold.  But it is the X

Happy happy.  Your brother is 10X cooler hotter, though.

Oh, wait, did I just type that out loud?

Even so, you are the one we love, Chizadly.  Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2012, 12:44:25 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2012, 12:33:31 PM
Cold.  But it is the X

Happy happy.  Your brother is 10X cooler, though.
Ahhh, the cooler brother.  You are old now, Happy Birthday gaywad.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2012, 12:51:24 PM »
Have a great one, putzy.

Stir those collards tonight.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2012, 01:18:43 PM »
Happy Birthday...get bent.

Maybe the wife will give you a birthday blow-job.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2012, 01:24:22 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 31, 2012, 01:18:43 PM
Happy Birthday...get bent.

Maybe the wife will give you a birthday blow-job.

She's had wedding cake.  He doesn't get those now.

I would go with VV idea and shoot for the tranny.

Happy birthday fucko.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2012, 02:48:57 PM »
Happy Birthday Chizad! May it be filled with full of torrents and cold beer.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2012, 02:50:05 PM »
Happy birthday!   :bar:
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2012, 10:15:08 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker!
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 08:35:27 AM »
May "pound me in the ass prison" never catch up with you.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2012, 08:42:11 AM »
Happy belated, Chizad! How was the trip?
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2012, 12:04:58 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 01, 2012, 08:42:11 AM
Happy belated, Chizad! How was the trip?

He's still waiting for the Subway.

Happy Birthday, doll. I didn't even notice your brother.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2012, 01:28:24 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on November 01, 2012, 12:04:58 PM
He's still waiting for the Subway.

Happy Birthday, doll. I didn't even notice your brother.

Wait, you were going on and on about how hot his brother was and how you'd love to.....Oh, I see what you were doing there.  My bad.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2012, 01:33:00 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 01, 2012, 01:28:24 PM
Wait, you were going on and on about how hot his brother was and how you'd love to.....Oh, I see what you were doing there.  My bad.

I think I tripped over her tongue when he walked by.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2012, 11:07:32 AM »
My bad Chizad, happy belated birfday.
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