I weep for ....

[The Six]

They were playing against our offense.  Duh!!!

Unless it's the bubble screen because by the looks of it, that play kills in these great weeks of practice.

[Snaggletiger]

Just watched some highlights of Wallace and Uzomah.  I was long gone from the stadium and was listening on the radio.  I'm well aware he was probably playing against the 2's, 3's and 5's for A&M, but damn it, that was the first time all year a QB has looked decisive and confident.  In the practice I saw preseason, he threw a lot of passes and looked like a 5th grade girl having a seizure.  But, those were pretty passes.  Someone said a couple more were on the money but dropped.  No?  And Uzomah is a good looking athlete. 

Am I looking for anything to make me feel better?  Probably.  This kid needs to start Saturday and get as many reps as possible.  Hey, I know...let's bring Kyle Tazer in to run the Mildcat.

[Pell City Tiger]

I'll put in order for a few extra jars of mead.

We need a portable still.

[Tiger Wench]

We need a portable still.

With all due respect, that is the last thing this group needs unless the bodies can remain where they fall until morning.

[dallaswareagle]

Just watched some highlights of Wallace and Uzomah.  I was long gone from the stadium and was listening on the radio.  I'm well aware he was probably playing against the 2's, 3's and 5's for A&M, but damn it, that was the first time all year a QB has looked decisive and confident.  In the practice I saw preseason, he threw a lot of passes and looked like a 5th grade girl having a seizure.  But, those were pretty passes.  Someone said a couple more were on the money but dropped.  No?  And Uzomah is a good looking athlete.  

Am I looking for anything to make me feel better?  Probably.  This kid needs to start Saturday and get as many reps as possible.  Hey, I know...let's bring Kyle Tazer in to run the Mildcat.

And all that adds up to is you will see the same bullshit Sat morning against an really inferior team that we may or may not beat.

[GH2001]

Did you get a shot of my three way?  I need to submit proof to the Bucket List Committee.

Pretty sure I got this.

So an auburn girl, ex Auburn player and a midget are at a tailgate.....

[JR4AU]

Pretty sure I got this.

So an auburn girl, ex Auburn player and a midget are at a tailgate.....

Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.

[Vandy Vol]

I'm sure after posting here for so long you expected to show up and hump you instead.  Sorry to disappoint.

I had other arrangements.  Shire Strippers, Inc. is going well...except for the fact that you fuckers stole an employee of mine this past weekend.

[HSVBeerNerd]

So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh

[AUTiger1]

So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh

Really disappointed that you didn't make it down.  This work excuse has to stop.  Priorities and stuff.

[Godfather]

Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.

There were no feet involved.

[dallaswareagle]

So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh

And a midget,one female port-a-potty-One giant trash bag port-a-potty for the guys, great chow and good company.

There was also a shitty football game.

[GH2001]

Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.

Dallas should be posting it soon.

Sorry dude but no feet or hairy puss pics were taken.

[dallaswareagle]

Courtesy of GH

   

The entertainment:

   

[GH2001]

Courtesy of GH

   

The entertainment:

   

Buzz is one smoove pimp. Always near the action. And with booze

To buzz 

[dallaswareagle]

Buzz is one smoove pimp. Always near the action. And with booze

To buzz 

Sunday morning:

 

[Snaggletiger]

Sunday morning:

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.

[GH2001]

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.

You talking about the alka seltzer or the ensuing dump?

[Buzz Killington]

My head still hurts.

[dallaswareagle]

You talking about the alka seltzer or the ensuing dump?

I heard one of the grounds crew in our area bitchin because one of the females went #2 in there little port-a-potty and it clearly said (No waste).