...the creed or Auburn man the next time BMFP's name is brought up, I'm gonna tape the creed to the end of my shoe and cram it up their ass.
If you wanna argue wether he is the best coach available thats fine. However, if you wanna climb upon that moral high horse and begin to shout out "morals and it will divide the fanbase," all I can say is
While I'm not condoning BMFP past, lets be fudgeing real here. There is 3 issues AU fans have a beef with.
#1 and the least of which is the way he left the Falcons. However, people are quick to dismiss that his All-Pro QB at the time was being shipped off to the pen before he even got to coach him one down. And there is also the fact that BMFP is a college coach and there have been many successful CFB coaches that went to the NFL a year or 2 and decided it was not for them.
#2. The affair and lying about it. No excuse here. HE WAS WRONG. ABSOLUTELY fudgeING WRONG IN HIS ACTIONS. However, again lets be real. Is BMFP the first man in a wealthy powerful postition to have an affair? Its not even a question. I would even go as far as to say that anyone reading this knows of someone close to them that has done the same. Whether it be your father, brother, a friend, or even yourself the point is we all have many vices and who the hell am I to judge you for yours? And as far as I know Mrs. Petrino, the person he affected more than any with his mistake, has decided to stay with him. Now if she can forgive him why the hell are so many Auburn fans (who claim to be Christian) so unwilling to forgive. It isn't like this happened on AU's watch and I'd be willing to bet that BMFP will be more of a choir boy now than ever after what has happened.
#3. Jetgate. This is the most ridiculous of all beefs, imo. What BMFP guilty of here? Wanting to be at Auburn as quick as possible? I also here the argument that he will just spurn Auburn like he did UL and the Falcons. But I got ask, who the hell do you think he is gonna spurn us for? Phillip Marshall a few weeks ago was asked, who would Petrino choose if he had the option of AU or UT. Marshall said without a doubt it would be AU and AU has been Petrino's "dream job" for a while now. It should also be noted that in his contract with the piggies Petrino buyout had clauses not just for another school, not for just another SEC school, it had stipualtions for an SEC WEST SCHOOL. Hell even the Piggies' PTB knew where BMFP wanted to be. If hired, he wouldn't be leaving to coach another school. Book it.
Now that we have hopefully hashed a few of the beefs, I truely believe this next hire will be possibly the biggest of my lifetime and it don't have shoot to do with the midget across the state. Its the fact that the SEC as a whole is a fudgeing monster right now with no end in site. And thats why we must pull the trigger right now and hire BMFP. He is the best available candidate and has 0 buyout which helps tremendously considering how much Auburn is about to have to pay the current staff.
From what I read on the net, half the Auburn Family would be in favor of hiring BMFP. The other half who are not in favor throw out names like Peterson, Patterson, Strong, or the usual suspects of ex-NFL coaches. Just so we are clear forget the Cowhers, Dungys, and any of the other NFL coaches that have retired after winning the SB. Their ass ain't coming back. You are fudgeing delusional. As for Patterson and Peterson, both coaches have finally landed their schools on BCS conferences, and with Patterson he is in a conference that can reach the title game if he can win it. Both coaches are in a position to have their names placed on the stadium they coach in, if they stay. And I for one don't see either one of them sprinting to the SEC to jump in this shark tank unless we offer a ton of cash. Which gonna be hard these days after we pay this staffs ridiculous buyouts and pay the new coaches buyout to his school. So that leaves BMFP, Strong, and people like Willie Taggert and Sonny Dikes. If we are being real, is there even a question as what to do?
My time is up. I thank you for yours.