Yell squad 31Coed cheer 13Johnny foosball will have a field day against the Auburn defense, making him the SEC Offensive Player of the week. The game will be much worse than the score though, as Auburn's freshmen CB's will get a couple of picks deep in their own territory, and Manfred Mann takes a knee at the Auburn 3 to end the game.Charger squad 41$180K's 14The game will be close in the first half, as the defenses will rule. Something like 17-14 most likely going into halftime. Then, the puppies will cough the ball up a few times and Coooooooper catches 3 TD passes in the second half.
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+ 12 on the team names. One thing to consider, though. MSU's corners are the best in the league. Bad ass. Don't know if their interior line can hold up against the run but I think their corners can take McTattoo out of any further Highsmen talk.
Those corners ain't seen the likes of the second coming of Whoooolio Hones either.
They better be good corners, because the only way I think they win is to put them on an island one on one and stack the box. I still think the key to beating bama is making McMuffin beat you with his arm...which he can do....but I think its the best chance.
Cheerleaders with nuts: 45Coaching staff without nuts: 10Tight game for a half, then all hell breaks loose against our tired defense.The best team that's ever played the game (according to Karle): 34Jerry Clower's alma mater: 17I really don't care. Fuck both of them.