The first rule of fight club is there are no rules.
The second rule of fight club is class and dignity get you nowhere in a catfight. Having witnessed several quality catfights at Ed's Lounge in Pell City, I can honestly say that the ones with the temper usually always came out the winner. The chicks that tried employing class usually wound up with chunks of hair missing.
The only sure way to settle this is to have Danica and the other gal meet in Pell City, guzzle down a case of Budweisers (or fuzzy navels) ,then meet in the parking lot amid a circle of hootin' and hollerin' male referees.
My $20 rides with the latina.