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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2012, 06:47:57 PM »
Quote from: oldautiger on October 23, 2012, 06:39:10 PM
Aggies are bred better than the Updykers
So are pigs.
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2012, 07:27:45 PM »
What does Papa Bert like?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2012, 07:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 23, 2012, 06:47:57 PM
So are pigs.
True, but then again, anything is bred better than the Goat Fucker University Teabagger Updykes
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2012, 08:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 23, 2012, 07:27:45 PM
What does Papa Bert like?

Pay your tribute in delicious bourbon.
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2012, 08:40:17 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on October 23, 2012, 08:20:48 PM
Pay your tribute in delicious bourbon.

I bring you cigars and rum, I stick up for you!  You no help me now, I say fuck you Jobu Papa Bert!
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2012, 08:55:20 PM »
So I guess my new Papa Bert loses his virginity this weekend?
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2012, 09:31:48 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 23, 2012, 08:55:20 PM
So I guess my new Papa Bert loses his virginity this weekend?

That's a hell of a way to announce you want your collards stirred...
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2012, 10:51:48 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 23, 2012, 09:31:48 PM
That's a hell of a way to announce you want your collards stirred...

How tha hell do you get from me asking if anyone wants to sneak alkeehawl into JHS to me asking for a collard stirring? 

Fine, the seat cushion stays home.
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2012, 10:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 23, 2012, 10:51:48 PM
How tha hell do you get from me asking if anyone wants to sneak alkeehawl into JHS to me asking for a collard stirring? 

Fine, the seat cushion stays home.

Don't you dare!!!
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #49 on: October 24, 2012, 12:43:42 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 23, 2012, 10:51:48 PM
How tha hell do you get from me asking if anyone wants to sneak alkeehawl into JHS to me asking for a collard stirring? 

Fine, the seat cushion stays home.

:hop: got your ass back.
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #50 on: October 24, 2012, 02:04:47 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 23, 2012, 10:59:54 PM
Don't you dare!!!

I didn't see a pretty please in there...
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #51 on: October 24, 2012, 07:23:49 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 23, 2012, 03:00:20 PM
Jarhead has no idea what he's walking into, does he?

I'm going to spend the whole drive down teaching little Jarhead "earmuffs."
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Re: Need 2 for Texas A&M
« Reply #52 on: October 24, 2012, 08:02:31 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on October 24, 2012, 07:23:49 AM
I'm going to spend the whole drive down teaching little Jarhead "earmuffs."


You need to be teaching him how to help you pick up women.
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