How about as AD? I'd take that in a heartbeat.
If we're going to be ironic about it...
Tuberville comes back as AD. Hires Petrino as HC. Petrino hires Hugh Nall to coach the OL. Hires Steve Ensminger as OC (since the OC won't be doing anything but standing around anyway). Hires John Lovett as DC. Hires Eddie Gran to coach the RBs. Hires Joe Witt to coach LBs. Wipes his ass with the resume of Greg Knox and hires Tommy Bowden to coach receivers.
First game, the team video debuts with.....
The Boys are Back In Town