Jonna Chizik Takes To Facebook...

AUChizad · « **on:** October 11, 2012, 03:00:01 PM »

SIAP. Haven't been able to fuck around on the boards recently. But I didn't see this had its own thread, at least.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/gene-chiziks-wife-takes-to-facebook-to-rally-auburn-fans-fight-satan.php

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Gene Chizik's Wife Takes To Facebook To Rally Auburn Fans, Fight Satan

Published on: October 10, 2012 | Written by: Clay Travis
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We know Auburn's Gene Chizik is on the hot seat because his team is 1-4 and coming off an awful 17 point home loss to Arkansas. Chizik has denied that he feels like he's on the hot seat.

We know that Gene Chizik knows he's on the hot seat now because his wife has taken to Facebook to suggest that if Auburn fans are all in they can combat the devil of not being all in. Also, if Auburn fans are all in they can occupy Wall Street, bring democracy to the Middle East, and have flash mobs.

This whole thing is such a mess.

Today Jonna Chizik posted this on Facebook:

"I have given quite a lot of prayerful consideration to your desire to help and make a difference this season and I do have a thought. As you know, Social media can be a very powerful tool.

Recent examples of its power can be cited by googling how it played a primary role in the Occupy Wall Street protests, the uprising in Egypt, the Konya 2012 movement, and the various flash mobs that randomly occur all over the world to name just a few examples.

Therefore, my humble suggestion is to create a VERY POWERFUL "ALL IN" movement of your own.

We have fans all over the US and I think it is time that they RISE UP and snatch back what satan, himself, has stolen.

We serve a God who recovers ALL that "has been stolen" from us and there are times that He requires the efforts of His people to accomplish this truth.

Just think about the effect it will have first for the players and their families who sacrifice daily but how it will impact the fan base as a whole.

During the season of 2010 the fans came together each Friday afternoon to send our boys off with a reverse tiger walk and the effect of just that alone was palpable enough that it carried over onto the field each and every Saturday.

I encourage you to think outside the box and create something that will show the rest of the world WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO and why when we refer to ourselves as FAMILY that we mean it.

I look forward to see what you come up with.

Blessings, Jonna Chizik

P.S. feel free to share all of this as you feel led!

WAR EAGLE"

Oh, man.

I had the same reaction as y'all when I read this -- Satan must love Arkansas football. He's been rewarding them all season.

Personally, I can't wait for "the various flash mobs that randomly occur all over the world to name just a few examples" to lead Auburn to victory over Ole Miss.

Auburn fans, your head coach's wife has truly rendered me speechless.

Time to occupy victory.

Clearly, Satan is an energy vampire.

A few minutes ago, Jonna Chizik posted a new Facebook message:
"To clarify my original post about utilizing social media to come together as a fan base in support of what Auburn stands for...when I refered to what satan has stolen from us as a whole I NEVER meant or even vaugely was refering to wins and/or losses on a football field. To be clear, I honestly believe that God doesn't care who wins a football game but I do know that we serve a GOD big enough to do as He pleases.
So for those who have misunderstood my humble attempt to get the best fan base in America to rally around a group of 17-22 year old young boys and for those that have misrepresented my words or my intent to unite the Auburn Family please forgive me for offending you with the integrity of my heart."

Warm up the jet, Jay.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:10:17 PM »

This has Mike DuBose II written all over it.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:11:37 PM »

Is she pretty hot? Blonde, if I recall

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:12:12 PM »

Saw this earlier. Laughed to keep from crying.

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 03:11:37 PM

Is she pretty hot? Blonde, if I recall

Cute, but I wouldn't classify her as hot.

noxin · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:12:31 PM »

God already tried to wipe out Tuscaloosa last year. What more does she want him to do?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:13:19 PM »

Quote from: noxin on October 11, 2012, 03:12:31 PM

God already tried to wipe out Tuscaloosa last year. What more does she want him to do?

The Six · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:19:16 PM »

Freaking joke, we are.

Aye aye aye.

The Six · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:41:08 PM »

Saniflush · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:44:43 PM »

SATAN?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2012, 04:25:48 PM »

Quote from: noxin on October 11, 2012, 03:12:31 PM

God already tried to wipe out Tuscaloosa last year. What more does she want him to do?

JR4AU · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:38:46 PM »

When embattled coaches wives take to making public statements, why is it that it NEVER works out good?

The Prowler · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:02:06 AM »

I understand what she's trying to do but she could've left out the God and Satan parts and it would've been more effective...or just changed Satan to something like our enemies (Vampires, Werewolfs, Shape Shifters, Aliens, Werepanthers, Zombies, etc.)

CCTAU · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2012, 08:41:40 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 12, 2012, 03:02:06 AM

I understand what she's trying to do but she could've left out the God and Satan parts and it would've been more effective...or just changed Satan to something like our enemies (Vampires, Werewolfs, Shape Shifters, Aliens, Werepanthers, Zombies, etc.)

I know. Now she has pissed off all of the atheist AU supporters.....

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2012, 08:47:42 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 12, 2012, 03:02:06 AM

I understand what she's trying to do but she could've left out the God and Satan parts and it would've been more effective...or just changed Satan to something like our enemies (Vampires, Werewolfs, Shape Shifters, Aliens, Werepanthers, Zombies, etc.)

HE WAS A MAN, HE HAD A BEARD!

AUChizad · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2012, 09:41:26 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on October 12, 2012, 08:41:40 AM

I know. Now she has pissed off all of the atheist AU supporters.....

1) Are you implying that there's no such thing? Or Hindu, or Jewish, or Buddhist? Because I personally know several Auburn fans/alum that fall into each of those categories.

2) That was pretty batshit. Even Christians should (and most do) facepalm when someone says the Devil is conspiring against our football team. Implying that God & Satan are battling it out over Auburn football. That's one-upping even Jay Barker's loony ass saying the Devil possessed his wife's ex.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2012, 10:45:08 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 12, 2012, 09:41:26 AM

1) Are you implying that there's no such thing? Or Hindu, or Jewish, or Buddhist? Because I personally know several Auburn fans/alum that fall into each of those categories.

2) That was pretty batshoot. Even Christians should (and most do) facepalm when someone says the Devil is conspiring against our football team. Implying that God & Satan are battling it out over Auburn football. That's one-upping even Jay Barker's loony ass saying the Devil possessed his wife's ex.

Well Satan coaches for Bama, who else would God support?

JR4AU · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2012, 12:31:37 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 12, 2012, 09:41:26 AM

1) Are you implying that there's no such thing? Or Hindu, or Jewish, or Buddhist? Because I personally know several Auburn fans/alum that fall into each of those categories.

2) That was pretty batshit. Even Christians should (and most do) facepalm when someone says the Devil is conspiring against our football team. Implying that God & Satan are battling it out over Auburn football. That's one-upping even Jay Barker's loony ass saying the Devil possessed his wife's ex.

That's just it, she wasn't saying it was about football, or wins and losses. What she was saying was "the Devil" had caused our fan base to be splintered. But, your understanding of it is what most people had, and the way it was worded caused that misunderstanding.

Still, coaches wives should keep their fucking yaps shut.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2012, 12:57:56 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on October 12, 2012, 12:31:37 PM

That's just it, she wasn't saying it was about football, or wins and losses. What she was saying was "the Devil" had caused our fan base to be splintered. But, your understanding of it is what most people had, and the way it was worded caused that misunderstanding.

Still, coaches wives should keep their fucking yaps shut.

JR4AU · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2012, 01:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 12, 2012, 12:57:56 PM

You pulled up a clip of 2 dead guys. Also, side note, didn't realize Farley had been dead almost 15 years.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2012, 01:14:33 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on October 12, 2012, 01:05:14 PM

You pulled up a clip of 2 dead guys. Also, side note, didn't realize Farley had been dead almost 15 years.

Sorry, I thought we were talking about who's gonna' start at QB tomorrow.