What is fucked cannot be unfucked

RWS · « **Reply #120 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:52:25 AM »

Things that are more likely to happen before Prowler understanding anything in this thread:

My dog learning Mandarin
Snaggle getting his balls back
Kaos eating a tomato
Me going to an Alabama game
jmar making an understandable post
An X thread without a movie quote
A happy Nick Saban
Kiehl Frazier throwing for 250 yards
Clint Mosley considered a Heisman contender
Auburn averaging 17 ppg for the rest of the season
John L Smith being hired as Arkansas' permanent HC
Alabama firing Nick Saban tomorrow

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #121 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:03:28 AM »

Quote from: RWS on October 11, 2012, 09:52:25 AM

Things that are more likely to happen before Prowler understanding anything in this thread:

My dog learning Mandarin
Snaggle getting his balls back
Kaos eating a tomato
Me going to an Alabama game
jmar making an understandable post
An X thread without a movie quote
A happy Nick Saban
Kiehl Frazier throwing for 250 yards
Clint Mosley considered a Heisman contender
Auburn averaging 17 ppg for the rest of the season
John L Smith being hired as Arkansas' permanent HC
Alabama firing Nick Saban tomorrow

Fuck you. I got them back....while we were on vacation....and that one time we had the new neighbors over for a cookout.

Godfather · « **Reply #122 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:11:56 AM »

Quote from: RWS on October 11, 2012, 09:52:25 AM

Things that are more likely to happen before Prowler understanding anything in this thread:

My dog learning Mandarin
Snaggle getting his balls back
Kaos eating a tomato
Me going to an Alabama game
jmar making an understandable post
An X thread without a movie quote
A happy Nick Saban
Kiehl Frazier throwing for 250 yards
Clint Mosley considered a Heisman contender
Auburn averaging 17 ppg for the rest of the season
John L Smith being hired as Arkansas' permanent HC
Alabama firing Nick Saban tomorrow

That might be the best post you have ever had...don't add anything to it. If I still made shirts this would become one.

CCTAU · « **Reply #123 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:40:22 AM »

Quote from: RWS on October 11, 2012, 09:52:25 AM

Things that are more likely to happen before Prowler understanding anything in this thread:

My dog learning Mandarin
Snaggle getting his balls back
Kaos eating a tomato
Me going to an Alabama game
jmar making an understandable post
An X thread without a movie quote
A happy Nick Saban
Kiehl Frazier throwing for 250 yards
Clint Mosley considered a Heisman contender
Auburn averaging 17 ppg for the rest of the season
John L Smith being hired as Arkansas' permanent HC
Alabama firing Nick Saban tomorrow

Went out on a limb there didn't ya?

RWS · « **Reply #124 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:45:50 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on October 11, 2012, 10:40:22 AM

Went out on a limb there didn't ya?

Where I really went out on a limb was insinuating that Prowler would eventually understand this thread.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #125 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:41:34 AM »

http://www.eyesonauburn.blogspot.com/2012/10/dr-zs-arkansas-review-implosion.html

RWS · « **Reply #126 on:** October 11, 2012, 12:29:18 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 10:03:28 AM

Fuck you. I got them back....while we were on vacation....and that one time we had the new neighbors over for a cookout.

It's OK. I live in a house with my wife, my 6 year old daughter, and soon to be newborn daughter. I don't have any balls either.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #127 on:** October 11, 2012, 12:52:08 PM »

Quote from: RWS on October 11, 2012, 12:29:18 PM

It's OK. I live in a house with my wife, my 6 year old daughter, and soon to be newborn daughter. I don't have any balls either.

What is this strange phenomenon where marriage and children cause a loss of sack dwellers and complete absence of blow jobs?

The Six · « **Reply #128 on:** October 11, 2012, 12:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 12:52:08 PM

What is this strange phenomenon where marriage and children cause a loss of sack dwellers and complete absence of blow jobs?

The opposite effect of the simple rule of "Swallow and the ring with follow." Once she has the ring her knees breathe a sigh of relief.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #129 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:00:13 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 12:52:08 PM

What is this strange phenomenon where marriage and children cause a loss of sack dwellers and complete absence of blow jobs?

Its gotta be the kids as we have none here in Dallas (never-ever wanted any) and I still let her give me blow-jobs. I am nice that way.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #130 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:18:16 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 12:52:08 PM

What is this strange phenomenon where marriage and children cause a loss of sack dwellers and complete absence of blow jobs?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #131 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:18:50 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 11, 2012, 01:00:13 PM

Its gotta be the kids as we have none here in Dallas (never-ever wanted any) and I still let her give me blow-jobs. I am nice that way.

Go ahead you heartless bastard. Pour a little more salt in the wound.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #132 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 12:52:08 PM

What is this strange phenomenon where marriage and children cause a loss of sack dwellers and complete absence of blow jobs?

Something about child that will re-work their DNA to include a stand that makes them forget what a blowjob is, only way to overcome this is to make a big purchase of something they really want, then it might not work....... Trust me, it's science.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #133 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:27:42 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 11, 2012, 01:00:13 PM

Its gotta be the kids as we have none here in Dallas (never-ever wanted any) and I still let her give me blow-jobs. I am nice that way.

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 01:18:50 PM

Go ahead you heartless bastard. Pour a little more salt in the wound.

Tis better to give than receive. So I let her.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #134 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:28:30 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 11, 2012, 01:26:43 PM

Something about child that will re-work their DNA to include a stand that makes them forget what a blowjob is, only way to overcome this is to make a big purchase of something they really want, then it might not work....... Trust me, it's science.

You have data to back this up?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #135 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:34:43 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 11, 2012, 01:26:43 PM

Something about child that will re-work their DNA to include a stand that makes them forget what a blowjob is, only way to overcome this is to make a big purchase of something they really want, then it might not work....... Trust me, it's science.

I don't know about the child and DNA but I do know about the big purchase. It does seem the bigger the purchase the better the um, well, you know.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #136 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:42:15 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 01:28:30 PM

You have data to back this up?

Don't get your hopes up, there is a 97% or 3/4 chance that the big purchase won't get you a blowjob.

djsimp · « **Reply #137 on:** October 11, 2012, 02:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2012, 01:28:30 PM

You have data to back this up?

I do. Its called a bank statement.

The Prowler · « **Reply #138 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:40:06 AM »

Oh, I understand it alright...I just don't feel the need to comment anymore than...yes I felt and still feel that Coach Loeffler is a Homerun type QB Coaching hire and I've stated that I wasn't sure how he'd do in the SEC as a OC, I'd hoped he'd bring a more North/South Power Running game, especially when All American FB Jay Prosch transferred.

The Six · « **Reply #139 on:** September 04, 2016, 01:18:41 PM »