Sorry Prowler, but patience has run out. This is fucking appalling.
We. Are. Terrible.
Here's where I would have stood with the following results:
AU wins by 20+: Utter celebration. We've turned the corner. Look out, Bama.
AU wins by 10-20: We covered the spread. Headed in the right direction. Positive vibes.
AU wins by 6-10: Not bad. Jury still out, but looking positive.
AU wins by 1-5: We got lucky & ended up on top of a gawd-awful team. Breathe a sigh of relief, but strap in for a rough season.
AU loses by 1-6: Should never happen. We're fucked. Some changes better be coming. Major changes.
AU loses by 7-14: Fire a coordinator, especially if it looks like Loeffler is the scapegoat.
AU loses by 15+:Fire. Gene. Chizik.