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Fantasy Woman

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Fantasy Woman
« on: October 05, 2012, 01:49:27 PM »
You can motorboat from any direction...

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Re: Fantasy Woman
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2012, 01:54:44 PM »
And the day started out so good. I had a good night's sleep, I had a good B.M.

Now, I see this?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Fantasy Woman
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2012, 03:45:28 PM »
Based on the thread title I thought we were gonna be talking about a rich nymphomaniac, whose father owned a liquor store.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fantasy Woman
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 03:50:31 PM »
Based on the thread title I thought we were gonna be talking about a MUTE,  rich nymphomaniac, whose father owned a liquor store.

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Fantasy Woman
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 03:51:20 PM »
Based on the thread title I thought we were gonna be talking about a rich nymphomaniac, whose father owned a liquor store.

Would be perfection.
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Re: Fantasy Woman
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2012, 03:52:53 PM »
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