CSL

[Tiger Wench]

Why go to Mr. Gattis when Brand X is in town?  (is Brand X still there?)

826-2600.  I knew their delivery guy by name.

And sadly, no.

[wesfau2]

826-2600.  I knew their delivery guy by name.

And sadly, no.

For $5.35 they would bring a calzone to your door....at 3:30am.

Fuck yeah.

[Godfather]

For $5.35 they would bring a calzone to your door....at 3:30am.

Fuck yeah.

and take a check

[Tiger Wench]

and take a check

This was the only review on Yelp for them - weskie, did you write this?

The only thing this place is good for is if you've been up very late drinking alcoholic beverages and need something inside your stomach and you are too drunk to cook something for yourself (including too drunk to use a microwave properly).  This is cardboard with a little sauce and burned cheese on top.  It works for soaking up some of the booze in your stomach to make sure you don't asphyxiate while you sleep.  If you go here while sober, you should be slapped with an iron claw and have your intestines wrapped around the axle of a car that's driving down the interstate (and while still attached to you). 

It's open late, so it's an excellent place if you've been drinking and need that fix.  Just call this place up and they'll be able to get your pizza to you very quickly because it's probably been sitting underneath a heat lamp for 6 to 8 hours.  You should never, ever, ever order this pizza while sober, so the taste is of no consequence at all.  Just order the pizza while you are a drunken bastard and it is perfection.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Since I lived right behind it I was always present at Fink's for $0.01 well drinks night.  All the Jack Daniel's Green Label you could drink!  Good God at the hangovers.

[wesfau2]

and take a check

Icing on the cake.

Fuckin A, I miss college.

Let's go back, Old School style.  Who's with me?

This was the only review on Yelp for them - weskie, did you write this?

I did not.  Only a rank amateur ordered their pizza...for precisely the reasons recounted in that review.  You got the calzone, because it was a pizza folded over on itself.  It could not burn or dry out.  Fuckin rookie yelp-lings.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Icing on the cake.

fudgein A, I miss college.

Let's go back, Old School style.  Who's with me?

I don't think I could handle it anymore.

edit:  Would I have to study?  I didn't really the last time either, but I just wanted to make sure.

[Tiger Wench]

Whenthe corndog was at LSU, the cafeteria in the basement of their dorm had dollar pitchers on Wednesday nights.  One of the local bars had "Drinkin with Linkin" and it was all you could drink - liquor, beer, mixed drinks whatever - for $5.00.  From 5pm to close.

LSU in the 80s was apparently a different world...

[wesfau2]

I don't think I could handle it anymore.

edit:  Would I have to study?  I didn't really the last time either, but I just wanted to make sure.

Go Bluto on that shit.  I don't care if you pass or not...just have rent and utility bills paid on the 1st of the month (wake up wake up...)

Whenthe corndog was at LSU, the cafeteria in the basement of their dorm had dollar pitchers on Wednesday nights.  One of the local bars had "Drinkin with Linkin" and it was all you could drink - liquor, beer, mixed drinks whatever - for $5.00.  From 5pm to close.

LSU in the 80s was apparently a different world...

Shit...that was rampant in Auburn in the mid 90s:

The aformentioned $5 LITs at Bottchers.
Penny wells at Dennaro's
The bladder buster at Fink's
Quarter mugs at Touchdown's

I seem to recall a stupid (good) special at the Struttin Duck as well.

[AUJarhead]

Go Bluto on that shit.  I don't care if you pass or not...just have rent and utility bills paid on the 1st of the month (wake up wake up...)

Shit...that was rampant in Auburn in the mid 90s:

The aformentioned $5 LITs at Bottchers.
Penny wells at Dennaro's
The bladder buster at Fink's
Quarter mugs at Touchdown's

I seem to recall a stupid (good) special at the Struttin Duck as well.

Holy shit, I'm getting the shakes thinking about Dennaro's and Fink's.

[Godfather]

Icing on the cake.

Fuckin A, I miss college.

Let's go back, Old School style.  Who's with me?

You had me at icing

[Godfather]

I don't think I could handle it anymore.

edit:  Would I have to study?  I didn't really the last time either, but I just wanted to make sure.

From the guy who probably won't get in.

[AWK]

Who all here remembers the midnight raping?

[wesfau2]

Who all here remembers the midnight raping?

Not me.

#thankgodforroofies

[Tiger Wench]

So I'm guessing the troll crawled back under his bridge?

All Hail Godfather!! 

That's the third scalp hanging from the tower pikes.

[Godfather]

So I'm guessing the troll crawled back under his bridge?

All Hail Godfather!! 

That's the third scalp hanging from the tower pikes.

He did actually graduate from Auburn, hence the reason no pictures were used. 

Whether he is a troll or not I have no idea.

I think we just scared him.

[AUChizad]

You guys were paying too much for 32oz LITs.

$3.75 at Roosters.

Free for you and all your friends if you're banging the bartender.

[wesfau2]

You guys were paying too much for 32oz LITs.

$3.75 at Roosters.

Free for you and all your friends if you're banging the bartender.

Rooster's was a black hole of suck during my time...and it was 50 yards from my apartment.

[AUChizad]

Rooster's was a black hole of suck during my time...and it was 50 yards from my apartment.

I think there was a brief etching in time in which it was the greatest bar on Earth.

We were regulars that were there literally every single Thursday night (Originally $.15 wing night, which became $.25 wing night), and some other nights if we were feeling like going back to the well. Right across from Lowder, so it was a good place to get a $3 pitcher to ring in the weekend after that last Friday class. Some pretty cool bands came through there that were not your-run-of-the-mill 80's cover band. That last factor apparently contributed to the place becoming the trendy-emo hang out right after the owner sold out to move over to the end of Opelika road, which was also right after we graduated. Went to shit shortly thereafter and closed down.

[AWK]

Not me.

#thankgodforroofies

Maybe it was in between the gym sock being shoved in my mouth...