The Arky Game - A Scary Measuring Stick

[djsimp]

I'm calling it now. Auburn goes undefeated the rest of the season.

[Kaos]

I know Frazier has been watching film on Brady, Marino, Montana, Elway, Campbell, Cox, Todd, etc. and I hope he can channel their mentality. But I really want to hear that Jake Holland was watching film of Mike Singletary, Dick Butkus, Chuck Bednarik, Jack Lambert, Sam Huff, Ray Lewis, Bobby Bouche, & Alvin Mack.

I watched a film on Ironman.  I still can't fly. 

[dallaswareagle]

When have I stated that we'd win this game handily?

Do I think we'll win? Yes

Will we show improvement on Offense (at the QB position)? Yes

Will we continue to show improvement on Defense? Yes

Will we curb stomp Arkansas' head? No

Will Tyler Wilson look like Johnny Unitas against Auburn's Defense if we don't pressure him? Yes

Do we have the DB's to cover Arkansas' receivers? No

Will I jump off the wagon if we lose? No

Won't have too, that mutherfucker gonna breakdown/crash and throw everybody off.

 

[The Prowler]

I watched a film on Ironman.  I still can't fly.

Do you have Ironman's suit?

[AUChizad]

When have I stated that we'd win this game handily?

Do I think we'll win? Yes

Will we show improvement on Offense (at the QB position)? Yes

Will we continue to show improvement on Defense? Yes

Will we curb stomp Arkansas' head? No

Will Tyler Wilson look like Johnny Unitas against Auburn's Defense if we don't pressure him? Yes

Do we have the DB's to cover Arkansas' receivers? No

Will I jump off the wagon if we lose? No

Yeah, I was with you nodding my head in agreeance until that last one.

What the fuck exactly would it take for you to recognize that there might be a problem with this team and that we might not be headed in the right direction?

[The Prowler]

Won't have too, that mutherfucker gonna breakdown/crash and throw everybody off.

Notice the dummies, not wearing their seatbelts (not being patient), were the ones thrown out of the vehicle (jumping off the wagon)...and the vehicle landed upright (continuos improvement was made and we destoryed any hope of uat playing for the NC).

Did that go like you thought it would?



NOPE

[wesfau2]

Notice the dummies, not wearing their seatbelts (not being patient), were the ones thrown out of the vehicle (jumping off the wagon)...and the vehicle landed upright (continuos improvement was made and we destoryed any hope of uat playing for the NC).

Did that go like you thought it would?



NOPE

He's a peacock, folks.  You gotta let him fly.

[War Eagle!!!]

Notice the dummies, not wearing their seatbelts (not being patient), were the ones thrown out of the vehicle (jumping off the wagon)...and the vehicle landed upright (continuos improvement was made and we destoryed any hope of uat playing for the NC).

Did that go like you thought it would?



NOPE

You're a dumb ass...

[AWK]

Yeah, I was with you nodding my head in agreeance until that last one.

What the fuck exactly would it take for you to recognize that there might be a problem with this team and that we might not be headed in the right direction?

Gene Chizik could come to his house, cut off his dick with a rusty knife, and Prowler would stare at the place where his penis was and chant "patience" waiting for it to grow back. 

[dallaswareagle]

Notice the dummies, not wearing their seatbelts (not being patient), were the ones thrown out of the vehicle (jumping off the wagon)...and the vehicle landed upright (continuos improvement was made and we destoryed any hope of uat playing for the NC).

Did that go like you thought it would?



NOPE

My keyboard is at a loss. 

Just so I am clear (I may have asked this before) If we lose to Arky but someone how in this loss ( A team which is worst than us in coaching and on the field play right now) but in your mind somehow we show improvement ( and what would that be?) Your gonna be ok with that?

And your shit just came across as a Red X to me. But I have patience.

[Snaggletiger]

Why don't we have the DB's to cover Arky's receivers?  Honestly, we've recruited some big time DB's over the last few years.  And while they started plugging in younger guys, like Holsey this past game, we've got a lot of experienceand highly rated young guys back there in Bell, McNeal, C. Davis, Mincy, R. White, R. Smith, Therezie, Whitehead, Florence etc.

We have a new DB corch in Martinez who apparently (according to the article on Holsey) is teaching our guys to play the ball.  Holsey gave me wood in the LSU game.  There's no reason out of that group of guys, that we can't have a badass defensive backfield.

[dallaswareagle]

Notice the dummies, not wearing their seatbelts (not being patient), were the ones thrown out of the vehicle (jumping off the wagon)...and the vehicle landed upright (continuos improvement was made and we destoryed any hope of uat playing for the NC).

Did that go like you thought it would?



NOPE

And if we don't get improvement you keep waiting on-They are going to anal rape us and make us like it.

[The Prowler]

You're a dumb ass...

Nope.
But, you're a God damn retard.

[dallaswareagle]

Notice the dummies, not wearing their seatbelts (not being patient), were the ones thrown out of the vehicle (jumping off the wagon)...and the vehicle landed upright (continuos improvement was made and we destoryed any hope of uat playing for the NC).

Did that go like you thought it would?



NOPE

Hope your having fun-stay in touch:

[Saniflush]

He's a peacock, folks.  You gotta let him fly.

Thanks for the fuck shack.
      -Dirty Mike and the boys

[wesfau2]

Thanks for the fuck shack.
      -Dirty Mike and the boys

When was your last desk-pop?

[Saniflush]

When was your last desk-pop?

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

[The Prowler]

[Godfather]

When have I stated that we'd win this game handily?

Will I jump off the wagon if we lose? No

Sorry I get confused at all of your predictions, I guess I was thinking of the LSU beating up on UF prediction.

and BTW win or lose I am ALWAYS(with wings) on Auburn's bandwagon, the coaches bandwagon might be another story.

[dallaswareagle]

Sorry I get confused at all of your predictions, I guess I was thinking of the LSU beating up on UF prediction.

and BTW win or lose I am ALWAYS(with wings) on Auburn's bandwagon, the coaches bandwagon might be another story.

True dat

Again true dat