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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2012, 03:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2012, 03:00:32 PM
Calm down, people.  The 3 teams we lost to have a combined record of 11-1.  All is well.  We're knocking on the door.  We're turning the corner.  We're...I...have no clue what that has to do with anything.

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2012, 03:34:51 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2012, 03:00:32 PM
Calm down, people.  The 3 teams we lost to have a combined record of 11-1.  All is well.  We're knocking on the door.  We're turning the corner.  We're...I...have no clue what that has to do with anything.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2012, 03:35:49 PM »
Thank you sir, may I have another?
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2012, 04:00:40 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2012, 04:09:47 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 27, 2012, 04:00:40 PM


For the first time in a long time on the X, something gets posted and I say, "Now that's just wrong."
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2012, 04:11:46 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2012, 04:09:47 PM
For the first time in a long time on the X, something gets posted and I say, "Now that's just wrong."

I'll take that as a back handed Complement.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2012, 07:07:54 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 27, 2012, 04:00:40 PM

That poor buzzard's gonna starve to death.
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2012, 08:34:50 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 27, 2012, 04:11:46 PM
I'll take that as a back handed Complement.
Then that's sad that you'd take it like that, because that's pretty fucking disgusting.
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2012, 12:25:43 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on September 27, 2012, 08:34:50 PM
Then that's sad that you'd take it like that, because that's pretty fucking disgusting.

Oh boo fucking who, this is a big boy site where things are said and posted that would offend most folks. Things have been said about most subjects.

Try this place:

www.aufamily.com       Pussy's post there often.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2012, 04:58:44 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 28, 2012, 12:25:43 AM
Oh boo fucking who, this is a big boy site where things are said and posted that would offend most folks. Things have been said about most subjects.

Try this place:

www.aufamily.com       Pussy's post there often.
Well, seeing as how you're one of the pussy whining fans here, you should know about that site (feathers, flock & fuck)
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2012, 08:32:27 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 27, 2012, 04:00:40 PM


^^

Worst thing I've ever seen posted here.   That's just wrong. 

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2012, 09:24:18 AM »
Well. Back to the discussion......


Who am I kidding. After that pic, this thread is pretty much done.


As much as I want to blame that on Sally Struthers, I just cannot laugh at that.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2012, 10:09:38 AM »
Fuck you weak kneed bitches.


That shit is comedy gold.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2012, 10:10:42 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 28, 2012, 10:09:38 AM
Fuck you weak kneed bitches.


That shit is comedy gold.
Agree.  Untuck your balls.
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2012, 10:13:30 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 28, 2012, 10:09:38 AM
Fuck you weak kneed bitches.


That shit is comedy gold.
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2012, 10:17:55 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 28, 2012, 10:13:30 AM
Dabbie weeps for us all.


The Warden started relaying Auburn stories last weekend.....Like when he was there the North endzone had metal/aluminum bleachers where all the "help" sat during games.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2012, 06:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 28, 2012, 10:09:38 AM
Fuck you weak kneed bitches.


That shit is comedy gold.
Seconded ..... thirded, even.
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2012, 11:41:38 PM »
Personally, I thought that shit was hilarious.  To my defense, I did stop mid laugh and say to myself, "Damn that was wrong."
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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2012, 12:13:56 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 28, 2012, 11:41:38 PM
Personally, I thought that shit was hilarious.  To my defense, I did stop mid laugh and say to myself, "Damn that was wrong."

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Failure to Adjust
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2012, 03:54:58 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 29, 2012, 12:13:56 PM
-5       Go drink a beer for your sins.

I drank bourbon instead.  Does that count?
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