Another Loss

[The Prowler]

Still on Copenhagen. Tried the Red Man once. Taste was the same but didn't go as far.

Yeah, I only like the Redman straight (since I usually keep my dip in for a couple hours at a time), and the straight keeps its flavor.

[Pell City Tiger]

You hillbillies and your spit tobacco. Don't y'all know that shit will rot your teefs?

I went to hang out in Odenville one time back when I was in high school. There was this fine ass chick that my cousin went to school with that he wanted me to meet. I get to the Piggly Wiggly parking lot at the intersection of highway 411 and 174  (that's where shit went down in Odenville), found my cousin, and waited on this girl to show up. She gets there and we start chatting it up, and I came to the realization that she was worthy of some funky cold medina. Right about the time I was going to throw down some of my "A game" material on her, she whips out a can of Skoal - the old school kind, cardboard container with the metal lid -  does the side grip wrist snap packing motion, and then puts a gigantic dip between her cheek and gum that would have made Dandy Don Meredith envious. Grossed me the hell out. There was no way, no way in hell, that a chick who could fill out a pair of Levi's like her should be putting shit like that in her mouth.

I walked back over to my cousin and called him an asshole. He said, "What's wrong with that? Most of the girls up here dip". I responded that I wasn't a picky kind of fellow, but I didn't want snuff stains on the side of my pecker. He laughed and called me a city boy.

Needless to say, I never went back looking for love in Odenville.

[oldautiger]

You hillbillies and your spit tobacco. Don't y'all know that shit will rot your teefs?

I went to hang out in Odenville one time back when I was in high school. There was this fine ass chick that my cousin went to school with that he wanted me to meet. I get to the Piggly Wiggly parking lot at the intersection of highway 411 and 174  (that's where shit went down in Odenville), found my cousin, and waited on this girl to show up. She gets there and we start chatting it up, and I came to the realization that she was worthy of some funky cold medina. Right about the time I was going to throw down some of my "A game" material on her, she whips out a can of Skoal - the old school kind, cardboard container with the metal lid -  does the side grip wrist snap packing motion, and then puts a gigantic dip between her cheek and gum that would have made Dandy Don Meredith envious. Grossed me the hell out. There was no way, no way in hell, that a chick who could fill out a pair of Levi's like her should be putting shit like that in her mouth.

I walked back over to my cousin and called him an asshole. He said, "What's wrong with that? Most of the girls up here dip". I responded that I wasn't a picky kind of fellow, but I didn't want snuff stains on the side of my pecker. He laughed and called me a city boy.

Needless to say, I never went back looking for love in Odenville.

Lookin fer love in all the wrong places bubba

[Pell City Tiger]

Lookin fer love in all the wrong places bubba

It could have been worse, I suppose. She could have whipped out a plug of Bloodhound.

[The Prowler]

It could have been worse, I suppose. She could have whipped out a plug of Bloodhound.

Or her penis.

[Saniflush]

Or her penis.

So we are saying that's a bad thing, right?

[Jumbo]

So we are saying that's a bad thing, right?

Depends on the kind of tobbaco she's dipping.

[Yoda]

You hillbillies and your spit tobacco. Don't y'all know that shit will rot your teefs?

I went to hang out in Odenville one time back when I was in high school. There was this fine ass chick that my cousin went to school with that he wanted me to meet. I get to the Piggly Wiggly parking lot at the intersection of highway 411 and 174  (that's where shit went down in Odenville), found my cousin, and waited on this girl to show up. She gets there and we start chatting it up, and I came to the realization that she was worthy of some funky cold medina. Right about the time I was going to throw down some of my "A game" material on her, she whips out a can of Skoal - the old school kind, cardboard container with the metal lid -  does the side grip wrist snap packing motion, and then puts a gigantic dip between her cheek and gum that would have made Dandy Don Meredith envious. Grossed me the hell out. There was no way, no way in hell, that a chick who could fill out a pair of Levi's like her should be putting shit like that in her mouth.

I walked back over to my cousin and called him an asshole. He said, "What's wrong with that? Most of the girls up here dip". I responded that I wasn't a picky kind of fellow, but I didn't want snuff stains on the side of my pecker. He laughed and called me a city boy.

Needless to say, I never went back looking for love in Odenville.

Uh what was the problem?  If she'd put a dip in her mouth you know she'd also put a cock in it too.  Nobody said marry her just tap that ass.

[Godfather]

Not true PCT...you and I will raff our asses off when they all look like this.

[wesfau2]

If she'd put a dip in her mouth you know she'd also put a cock in it too.

The redneck corollary to the first law of female dynamics:

If she smokes, she'll fuck.

[Godfather]

So we are saying that's a bad thing, right?

You loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. She had to slow down so she didn't drop her load too quick.

[RWS]

I've never understood what the big draw to dip is. To each his own, but I would never put that shit in my mouth.

[Godfather]

I've never understood what the big draw to dip is. To each his own, but I would never put that shit in my mouth.

You prefer goatpenis

[djsimp]

I've never understood what the big draw to dip is. To each his own, but I would never put that shit in my mouth.

Riiiight. This coming from the one who likes to dip his stick in a goats chocolate.

[Snaggletiger]

Dipped Skoal all through college.  Switched to Levi Garrett for a couple of years afterward and then quit.  When I started law school, I was commuting from Dothan to Montgomery after work and was putting in 4 hours of driving 3-4 nights a week.  Thought it would be a good idea (Yeah right) to start back up so I'd have something to keep me alert on the drive.  Stopped one night and picked up some Skoal.  15 minutes later, I was outside my truck on the side of the road, puking like a frat boy during rush.

[wesfau2]

puking like a frat boy during rush. New Kid on the Block with a belly full of spunk.

Mo ackrit.

[AUownsU]

You loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. She had to slow down so she didn't drop her load too quick.

Theres a reason they don't call it Bangmommy part.

[Saniflush]

Theres a reason they don't call it Bangmommy part.

Maybe you don't.

[Pell City Tiger]

Dipped Skoal all through college.  Switched to Levi Garrett for a couple of years afterward and then quit.  When I started law school, I was commuting from Dothan to Montgomery after work and was putting in 4 hours of driving 3-4 nights a week.  Thought it would be a good idea (Yeah right) to start back up so I'd have something to keep me alert on the drive.  Stopped one night and picked up some Skoal.  15 minutes later, I was outside my truck on the side of the road, puking like a frat boy during rush.

Was it because of the Skoal, or merely a side effect of having pregnant tonsils?

[Yoda]

I've never understood what the big draw to dip is. To each his own, but I would never put that shit in my mouth.

Again it's something I wish I never started, but it started when I was 15.  Had an older brother that left his can laying around.  At that age you try everything, smoking drinking etc.  I use to switch back and forth from smoking to dipping, mainly dipped during football season and smoked when we were out for football.  Been able to quit smoking, I've only quit dipping once in college.  The summer before my senior year I quit.  I had always said that I would quit when I grew up to me that was getting out of college.  I had quit for 2-3 months then one of my best friends (Ogre) came back from summer break and that fucker had picked it up.  I bummed a dip from him one night and was right back on the wagon.  It has been so long now that it is just a habit, anytime I'm in the car longer than 15 minutes, doing any kind of manual labor or relaxing in the recliner.  I keep thinking that I will quit but the want to is just not there.