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Fuck Me
« on: September 20, 2012, 05:23:02 PM »
It hit me today. 

Leaving work, I heard on 97.3 that LSU is without four starters that they were expecting to have back in fall camp. 

So my thoughts roamed a bit. 

"Well, if Chris Faulk is out, maybe Lemonier can get a sack-fumble.  Set up good field position and...."

"Maybe McCalebb can break free around the end or on a screen play and get us a quick six points."

"Emory Blake's been awfully quiet this year.  Maybe he'll..."

"Maybe Lutz can have an acrobatic..."

It's not going to happen.  There's nothing to be excited about.  Woe is all of us. 
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2012, 05:48:00 PM »
Hope springs eternal....then reality sprays herbicide all over that bitch.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2012, 12:52:53 AM »
I bought a new navy blue bra exactly like my old lucky one.  Figured it couldn't hurt.  And no, it will not be on display at any time, so don't ask.

I am also wearing an orange and blue top on game day, but for the first time ever, I am not wearing one with an AU logo anywhere on it.  Will have my AU jewelry on, but that's it.

Blowing up the superstition bridges. Because I can.  Won't matter a bit. 

JHS gonna be the Alamo, baby, and there are a fuckload of purple and gold Mexicans.
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2012, 02:27:01 AM »
I bought a new navy blue bra exactly like my old lucky one.  Figured it couldn't hurt.  And no, it will not be on display at any time, so don't ask.

I am also wearing an orange and blue top on game day, but for the first time ever, I am not wearing one with an AU logo anywhere on it.  Will have my AU jewelry on, but that's it.

Blowing up the superstition bridges. Because I can.  Won't matter a bit. 

JHS gonna be the Alamo, baby, and there are a fuckload of purple and gold Mexicans.

Not so fast there lady person... There will be at least one mexican (who bought a ticket, not working stadium maintenance) wearing the orange and blue!
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2012, 09:42:09 AM »
Not so fast there lady person... There will be at least one mexican (who bought a ticket, not working stadium maintenance) wearing the orange and blue!

There were Mexicans standing with Davy Crockett, amigo.  Just using historical analogy to make a point. I expect the outcome to be the same.

Why don't you come to the tailgate?  We can draw a line in the sand with AWK's sword and step over it.
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2012, 09:47:58 AM »
There were Mexicans standing with Davy Crockett, amigo.  Just using historical analogy to make a point. I expect the outcome to be the same.

Why don't you come to the tailgate?  We can draw a line in the sand with AWK's sword and step over it.
Damn AWK your sword is that long. Color me impressed.
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2012, 10:31:44 AM »
There were Mexicans standing with Davy Crockett, amigo.  Just using historical analogy to make a point. I expect the outcome to be the same.

Why don't you come to the tailgate?  We can draw a line in the sand with AWK's sword and step over it.

Alrighty, what corner at wire and samford does the x tailgate set up at?
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2012, 10:37:22 AM »
Alrighty, what corner at wire and samford does the x tailgate set up at?

The eastern southwest corner
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2012, 10:42:52 AM »
Alrighty, what corner at wire and samford does the x tailgate set up at?

Damn. I guess you Mexicans only know how to travel north. Tell you what, we'll put a border around the tailgate so you can find it.

Bring cerveza. The water will make you sick.
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2012, 10:44:33 AM »
Damn AWK your sword is that long. Color me impressed.

Have you seen his hands?  That pretty girl he's been keeping company with isn't with him for his charming personality.
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2012, 10:44:46 AM »
There were Mexicans standing with Davy Crockett, amigo.  Just using historical analogy to make a point. I expect the outcome to be the same.

Yes, it should also be noted that Crocket had the "home field advantage". 
I expect the same outcome.
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2012, 11:44:39 AM »
It hit me today. 

Leaving work, I heard on 97.3 that LSU is without four starters that they were expecting to have back in fall camp. 

So my thoughts roamed a bit. 

"Well, if Chris Faulk is out, maybe Lemonier can get a sack-fumble.  Set up good field position and...."

"Maybe McCalebb can break free around the end or on a screen play and get us a quick six points."

"Emory Blake's been awfully quiet this year.  Maybe he'll..."

"Maybe Lutz can have an acrobatic..."

It's not going to happen.  There's nothing to be excited about.  Woe is all of us.

I don't even plan on watching. Should be 0.5 at kickoff and on my way to about 1.2.
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2012, 12:44:50 PM »
My ass will be planted in Section 8 Row 44 Seat 10.  It may not be planted there after halftime.  Either way, there will some unknown quantity of fine burrbinz available to miz with delicious coke product in a 2012 Stadium cup. 

Tradition and all that, ya' know.
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2012, 02:48:26 PM »
My ass will be planted in Section 8 Row 44 Seat 10.  It may not be planted there after halftime.  Either way, there will some unknown quantity of fine burrbinz available to miz with delicious coke product in a 2012 Stadium cup. 

Tradition and all that, ya' know.

i think i'll be smoking mowing the grass. 
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2012, 02:54:57 PM »
My ass will be planted in Section 8 Row 44 Seat 10.  It may not be planted there after halftime.  Either way, there will some unknown quantity of fine burrbinz available to miz with delicious coke product in a 2012 Stadium cup. 

Tradition and all that, ya' know.

Where was tradition last week? Destin?
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2012, 02:58:35 PM »
Where was tradition last week? Destin?

One of the better traditions in my book.   And as I sat there watching the game, I couldn't help but think.....


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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2012, 03:07:04 PM »
One of the better traditions in my book.   And as I sat there watching the game, I couldn't help but think.....


Dallaswareagle


                                                         :haha:

No shit  :haha:

And as I sat there-Hard ass blearchers (blood pressure) that no medication could control my thoughts of Snaggle:



And a small part of me was hoping you were choking on it.   
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2012, 03:09:22 PM »
No shit  :haha:

And as I sat there-Hard ass blearchers (blood pressure) that no medication could control my thoughts of Snaggle:



And a small part of me was hoping you were choking on it.

I did have a couple of gulps go down the wrong way.  Coughed a little. 
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Re: Fuck Me
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2012, 03:24:01 PM »
i think i'll be smoking mowing the grass.

And when people ask who's holding?  There are damn crickets everywhere.
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2012, 03:33:23 PM »
No shit  :haha:

And as I sat there-Hard ass blearchers (blood pressure) that no medication could control my thoughts of Snaggle:



And a small part of me was hoping you were choking on it.   

I did have a couple of gulps go down the wrong way.  Coughed a little.


I also laughed with great delight drinking the $4.00 bottle waters and you were drinking beer. I was healthy mofo for 3 hours.
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