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Where's the tailgate this weekend?

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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2012, 03:04:50 PM »
Rated an 8 on the NOT keen scale.



The aerodynamics suck! And let's face it, rolling the windows down and blaring rap music just isn't the same in that thing.
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2012, 03:06:11 PM »
No one tries to catch me riding dirty though...
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2012, 03:07:21 PM »
The aerodynamics suck! And let's face it, rolling the windows down and blaring rap music just isn't the same in that thing.

I see two things when I pass those vehicles; Kids in the back watching sponge bob pants guy and parents in the front who are thinking of how they want to end all.
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2012, 03:07:35 PM »
Hold your horses right there missy. I happen to look pretty damn good driving my Dodge Caravan...


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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2012, 03:08:11 PM »
No one tries to catch me riding dirty though...

Porn DVD's when the kids aren't in there is ridin dirty.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2012, 03:10:25 PM »
Old french fries are the closest those get to riding dirty.....
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2012, 04:13:44 PM »
'07 JK Unlimted Rubicon.  Yours may be faster with that new 3.6L engine, but mine gets better mileage costs less is pretty keen.



2011 JKU Sport.  Find me some trails in Bham, bitches!

Roughest you're gonna find in Birmingham is 65N in the construction unless you know somebody with some private land.  Otherwise, head toward Cullman, there are two.

http://www.grayrockorv.com/
http://stonylonesomeohv.us/

Of course if you don't mind breaking something, Wooly's in TN is supposedly the best you're gonna find this side of Moab.

http://www.woolysoffroad.com/

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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2012, 04:26:12 PM »
Roughest you're gonna find in Birmingham is 65N in the construction unless you know somebody with some private land.  Otherwise, head toward Cullman, there are two.

http://www.grayrockorv.com/
http://stonylonesomeohv.us/

My stocker would stop at the entrance of those places and refuse to budge
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2012, 04:27:40 PM »
Porn DVD's when the kids aren't in there is ridin dirty.

You and Nookie need to have a porn war to see who likes porn more. Be warned, he has his own empire known as NHOP.
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2012, 04:33:08 PM »
You and Nookie need to have a porn war to see who likes porn more. Be warned, he has his own empire known as NHOP.

I know whos top of that heap.

Porn war???????? I picture some battlefield with nothing but naked chicks and big dick dudes all dressed in Pizza delivery or plumbers uniforms chasing them. How the hell would you choose up sides?
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2012, 04:34:35 PM »
I know whos top of that heap.

Porn war???????? I picture some battlefield with nothing but naked chicks and big dick dudes all dressed in Pizza delivery or plumbers uniforms chasing them. How the hell would you choose up sides?

Ummmm.....  I'll go with the chicks?
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2012, 04:35:24 PM »
Ummmm.....  I'll go with the chicks?

Soooooo......you want to be on the side getting screwed by the big dicked dudes?
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2012, 04:38:35 PM »

Ummmm.....  I'll go with the chicks?
Soooooo......you want to be on the side getting screwed by the big dicked dudes?

Maybe that's the way he rolls. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2012, 04:41:23 PM »
And of course thay have made a movie:

http://www.adultdvdempire.com/1196917/porn-wars-porn-movies.html     


Kind of NSFW
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2012, 04:42:40 PM »
Maybe that's the way he rolls. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

War is hell
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2012, 04:47:01 PM »
War is hell

It is when your receiving artillery and not sending any.
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2012, 04:48:15 PM »
It is when your receiving artillery and not sending any.

Nothing like a 3 round burst in the face.
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2012, 04:52:55 PM »
Nothing like a 3 round burst in the face.

Some of it can be good for your complexion. 
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2012, 05:00:18 PM »
Some of it can be good for your complexion.

Birmingham disagrees
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Re: Where's the tailgate this weekend?
« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2012, 05:12:57 PM »
Birmingham disagrees

This did not go unnoticed.
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