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Auburn Football Delorean
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:57:36 AM »
Let's say you get one trip in the BTTF machine and set the time circuits to travel back and "correct" something about Auburn football.

When/where would you go and what would be your mission?

And remember when that baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious  :shoot:
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 09:38:26 AM »
I would go to November 1957 and procure a job as one of the ground crew at the dirt runway in College Station.

I would then loosen every bolt and drill pin size holes in every hydraulic hose on every plane that the ole drunk stepped foot upon.


Problem solved.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Auburn Football Delorean
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 09:42:03 AM »
I would go to November 1957 and procure a job as one of the ground crew at the dirt runway in College Station.

I would then loosen every bolt and drill pin size holes in every hydraulic hose on every plane that the ole drunk stepped foot upon.


Problem solved.

Too much left to chance there.  Handle it in Fordyce Ark. in 1913.  Fire, guns, knives, dynamite, whatever it takes.
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 09:43:07 AM »
Too much left to chance there.  Handle it in Fordyce Ark. in 1913.  Fire, guns, knives, dynamite, whatever it takes.

Nothing would be left to chance.  I can professionally fuck shit up.
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 10:20:18 AM »
Too much left to chance there.  Handle it in Fordyce Ark. in 1913.  Fire, guns, knives, dynamite, whatever it takes.

One of them backwoods, under the rug abortions. Cement blocks, rope and what not from a 2nd story window. That'll do it.
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 11:59:13 AM »
i would go back on september 14th @ 5:57:35 (PST) and put a shovel to your face (dollar to galen)...knocking your ass out... so the X would not have seen the light of this moronic thread.
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 12:02:26 PM »
i would go back on september 14th @ 5:57:35 (PST) and put a shovel to your face (dollar to galen)...knocking your ass out... so the X would not have seen the light of this moronic thread.

Pfft....Bammer
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 12:25:30 PM »
I'd go back to the date of Finebaum's show when he made fun of Rich Rod's wife causing Rodriguez to renege on his commitment to becoming the next Alabama head coach. 

The hilarity could have continued for who knows how long. 
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Re: Auburn Football Delorean
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2012, 12:41:17 PM »
I'd go back to the date of Finebaum's show when he made fun of Rich Rod's wife causing Rodriguez to renege on his commitment to becoming the next Alabama head coach. 

The hilarity could have continued for who knows how long.


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